The Personality Defect Test

[WotWotius]

I got the Smartass:

 

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid (This pleased me).

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

 

...apparently, I'm a horrible person. I have no idea what to make of this!

[Ursus]

Wotwotius, I don't think you took the same quiz as the rest of us took.

[Formosus Viriustus]

I got the Smartass:

 

You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. In fact, you could very well be the anti-Christ, as you are almost the exact opposite of everything Jesus was supposed to be. While Jesus says love your enemy, you say love beating the crap out of your enemy. While Jesus raises the dead, you raise hell. While Jesus walks on water, you tend to sink. You probably consider people who are emotional and gentle to be big pussies who are obviously in lesser stature than you. You have many flaws, despite your seeming intelligence and cool-headedness. For instance, you aren't very nice. In fact, you're probably an asshole. And you are conceited and self-centered. Not only that, but you are very loud and vocal about all this, seeing as how you are extroverted. There is no better way to describe you than as a "smartass", I'm afraid. Perhaps just "ass" would do, too. But that's a little less literary and descriptive. At any rate, your main personality defect is the fact that you are self-centered, mean, uncaring, and brutally logical.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Emo Kid (This pleased me).

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Braggart, and the Sociopath.

 

...apparently, I'm a horrible person. I have no idea what to make of this!

 

Now, that to me seems like a more reliable personality test.

 

F rmosus

[WotWotius]

Wotwotius, I don't think you took the same quiz as the rest of us took.

 

Yes, I took this one:

 

The Personality Defect Quiz

[Kosmo]

"You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig."

 

This test is highly accurate!

[Nephele]

Y'all had better watch out for me...

 

You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Televangelist.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Capitalist Pig, the Smartass, and the Sociopath.

 

-- Nephele

[Formosus Viriustus]

"You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Hippie.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Spiteful Loner, the Smartass, and the Capitalist Pig."

 

This test is highly accurate!

Glad to meet some like-minded people here in the forum.

I do have the body of an 18 year old. In the freezer. No, really.

 

Formosus

[Ursus]

I am a Sociopath as well.

[Viggen]

....there ya go...

 

Televangelist

 

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings. Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

 

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

[The Augusta]

You are the Hippie! Characterized by a strong sense of extroversion, irrationality, gentleness, humility, and a faint scent of marijuana, you no doubt frolic through fields preaching peace and free love! Immediately following that, you then frolic to the hospital with herpes! You are probably either very spiritual or needlessly paranoid about "the man", like most hippies, as a result of your focus on intuition and feelings over cold, brutal logic. You probably enjoy poetry, especially beatnik ultra-liberal crap about how horrible fascism is, even though your suburbanized, sheltered idea of "fascism" is having to pay two dollars per gallon at the gas pump. You are also very, very social. And like any hippie who would have no qualms about hitchiking across the country just to meet some interesting people, you also love to interact with others, even complete strangers. Though I highly doubt they love to interact with you! Because we know most any hippie is peace-loving and humble, it stands to reason that you, as well, are terribly gentle and humble, almost to the point of revulsion. Your carefree attitude of peace and harmony is probably very, very sickening to realists or cynics or anyone who isn't a hippie, to tell the truth. In short, your personality is defective because you are overly emotional, extroverted, gentle, and humble--thus making you an annoying hippie. Now go do your drugs and have sex with filthy bearded men in tye dye shirts.

 

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Sociopath.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hand-Raiser, the Televangelist, and the Robot.

 

Well, I've never been called over-emotional before....

[docoflove1974]

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...

Capitalist Pig

 

You are 86% Rational, 86% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

 

Capitalist Pig

You are the Capitalist Pig! This means that you are less emotional than most, focusing more on logic. You are also more selfish, greedy, and care very little for the well-being of others, hence you probably hold capitalistic political views. This also means that you are particularly swinish, willing to grouse in any amount of shit for your own gain, and obese with greed. You are also an extrovert, like most of the people in the hallmark capitalistic country of America. Despite these traits, you are surprisingly not very arrogant, tending to view yourself as equal to others, just like the principle of Democracy in America. Which seems strange given that you are so mean and brutal to others at times. But despite your intentions to see others as equal, and to not be an arrogant twat, it must always be remembered that while all animals are created equal, some are more equal than others--the pigs being more equal. So while you may not be full of yourself, you certainly don't treat others with the respect they deserve. So like any farmyard pig, you are greedy, noisy, and don't care about others. The only difference between you and a pig is that you are more rational and intelligent. In conclusion, your personality defect is that you are a bit too logical, rather unemotional, way too extroverted, and also very brutal in regards to others. You may even be a bit insecure about yourself, little piggy. But at least you're not a platypus. It must suck to be a platypus, you know? All those identity issues.

 

To put it less negatively:

 

1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

 

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

 

3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.

 

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

 

Compatibility:

 

Your exact opposite is the Starving Artist.

 

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Smartass, the Braggart, and the Spiteful Loner.

 

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So the problem with this...why does everyone say that I'm such a nice gal? That I seem to care about others? It's not fake...but it doesn't show up here. I just also tend to be quite rational. Yeesh.

Edited May 23, 2009 by docoflove1974

[Formosus Viriustus]

So the problem with this...why does everyone say that I'm such a nice gal? That I seem to care about others? It's not fake...but it doesn't show up here. I just also tend to be quite rational. Yeesh.

 

5.You are more GULLIBLE than anything else.

 

Your problem is that you believe that people really mean what they say, while in fact they are just humouring you or trying to get on your good side.

Note also the conditional : people say you seem to care about others. Did anyone ever actually tell you that you do care about others ?

 

F rmosus

[docoflove1974]

Yes, they have! (The blog post will come shortly...it's a bit raw right now, too much so for public viewing ) And I can be gullible...I believe people at face value, sure, but it's because I am that brutally honest with everyone. Then again, I've become pretty good at reading people; amazing what playing poker all your life will teach you

[Formosus Viriustus]

... amazing what playing poker all your life will teach you

So you are a gambler too ? A gullible gambler. It get's worse and worse !

 

F rmosus

Edited May 24, 2009 by Formosus Viriustus

[sylla]

Why all this eagerness for showing our defects to the World?

 

Why should we deny the World the pleasure of discovering them by itself?