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She told police that "in a desperate attempt" to get him to leave her alone, she had e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and that continuing their relationship would put him in danger.

 

I think they should get both 44-year-old Sharkey and his teenage ex-girlfriend on The Jerry Springer Show. I'd give the ex-girlfriend a sharpened stake, to make it interesting. Call the episode: "Vampire Sexual Predators and the Teens Who Love Them."

 

Here's a pic I found of Sharkey (in his Mom's backyard?):

 

Jonathon_Sharkey.jpg

 

It's that Ren Faire cape that really makes him look badass.

 

-- Nephele

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She told police that "in a desperate attempt" to get him to leave her alone, she had e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and that continuing their relationship would put him in danger.

 

I think they should get both 44-year-old Sharkey and his teenage ex-girlfriend on The Jerry Springer Show. I'd give the ex-girlfriend a sharpened stake, to make it interesting. Call the episode: "Vampire Sexual Predators and the Teens Who Love Them."

 

Here's a pic I found of Sharkey (in his Mom's backyard?):

 

Jonathon_Sharkey.jpg

 

It's that Ren Faire cape that really makes him look badass.

 

-- Nephele

 

I think I've seen him in Lord of the Rings.

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Jonathon_Sharkey.jpg

 

"I am Dark Lord and I am naked under my cape!

Mother sends me outdoors to poop! Don't watch,

or I'll cut you bad with my sword!"

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