Ursus Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-odd/2...Vampire.Jailed/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 She told police that "in a desperate attempt" to get him to leave her alone, she had e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and that continuing their relationship would put him in danger. I think they should get both 44-year-old Sharkey and his teenage ex-girlfriend on The Jerry Springer Show. I'd give the ex-girlfriend a sharpened stake, to make it interesting. Call the episode: "Vampire Sexual Predators and the Teens Who Love Them." Here's a pic I found of Sharkey (in his Mom's backyard?): It's that Ren Faire cape that really makes him look badass. -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DecimusCaesar Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 She told police that "in a desperate attempt" to get him to leave her alone, she had e-mailed him that she was a member of an elite vampire hunter society and that continuing their relationship would put him in danger. I think they should get both 44-year-old Sharkey and his teenage ex-girlfriend on The Jerry Springer Show. I'd give the ex-girlfriend a sharpened stake, to make it interesting. Call the episode: "Vampire Sexual Predators and the Teens Who Love Them." Here's a pic I found of Sharkey (in his Mom's backyard?): It's that Ren Faire cape that really makes him look badass. -- Nephele I think I've seen him in Lord of the Rings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlapse Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 "Wait a minute, what if I hold the sword like this? Does my hair look ok?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 "I am Dark Lord and I am naked under my cape! Mother sends me outdoors to poop! Don't watch, or I'll cut you bad with my sword!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Wow. Now there's a man who takes his Dungeon & Dragons seriously. I'll bet he gets tons of party invites.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CiceroD Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 If only all of our politicians looked like that ... Cspan might be a bit more interesting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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