Gaius Octavius Posted May 14, 2008 Report Share Posted May 14, 2008 (edited) Barry Bonds, Clemens, Giambi, etc., are on steroids. Right? That's a badie. Left! 1. The Yankee Stadium was built for my personal hero, Babe Ruth. 2. The pitchers' mound raised. 3. The balls and bats 'adjusted'. 4. A ball hit 6" off the ground on the fair side of the base and lands foul is a hit. On the exact same trajectory but 10' in the air - foul. 5. Strike zone from ankles to nose for one umpire; belly button to crotch for another. 6. Foul territory in one park, and you need a cab to cover it. In another, you need a seat in the stands. 7. Strike for a good pitcher; ball for a good batter. 8. On a DP, the runner is out at 2nd, if the fielder is somewhere in the country. 9. C.C. Sabathia 1-6, and can barely pitch 6 innings, is witching about $100 million? Johnny Vander Meer who pitched back to back no hitters and did duty in both ends of a double header had to sell apples in the off season. 10. A reliever who pitches one inning and can't go again for a few days. And Barry Bonds can't get a job. And that CENSORED congress is looking into steroids? Look at what the owners did. They're the ones who wanted the homers. Gaius has to take his necessary medication. A couple more shots. god "Damn Yankees" give me no solace at all! (Watch out, you delinquent penciltucky farmer!) Edited May 14, 2008 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fedor Posted May 16, 2008 Report Share Posted May 16, 2008 Gooooo Indians! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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