Julius Ratus Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 (edited) Here's something to make you spit your tea out onto your labtops. here Edited March 27, 2008 by Julius Ratus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that alcohol played a large role in Cradock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 "I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 "I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius_sulla Posted March 27, 2008 Report Share Posted March 27, 2008 As if we Kiwis don't already get enough hassles about us and sheep. All I can say is the South Island can get very, very lonely.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klingan Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 "In sentencing Cradock, he warned him not to do it again." Yes but of course, Mr Judge, I will try to stay away from getting raped by a wombat again, I promise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 I see now, that's how australians got their accent! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out." Hey wait a second here. Just because the wombat was attempting to prevent some horrific inter-species offspring doesn't mean it's not guilty of rape. The consequences of not practicing safe sex with wombats... -- Nephele Please Neph, not in public.... Cute looking creature isn't he? A bit like some of those old guys you see in flat caps and raincoats riding mobility buggies around corners in supermarkets very slowly. Or have I stumbled onto something? You've got some explaining to do Nephele.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted March 28, 2008 Report Share Posted March 28, 2008 "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out." Hey wait a second here. Just because the wombat was attempting to prevent some horrific inter-species offspring doesn't mean it's not guilty of rape. The consequences of not practicing safe sex with wombats... -- Nephele Please Neph, not in public.... Cute looking creature isn't he? A bit like some of those old guys you see in flat caps and raincoats riding mobility buggies around corners in supermarkets very slowly. Or have I stumbled onto something? You've got some explaining to do Nephele.... Yes, Caldrail, you have discovered my darkest secret -- for that tragic creature is my offspring from having done the humpty dance with a wombat many years ago. Alas, I was young and foolish -- I don't even remember the wombat's name. I met him in a seedy goth bar whilst on holiday in Melbourne. He plied me with drinks (the beast) and then took me to his apartment. The rest is all a blur. *sob* So perhaps you can understand why I'm somewhat bitter about Mr. Cradock's international fame regarding his false story of having been raped by a wombat. Because it really happened to me, and no one gave a fook. Yes, I had a meat-to-meat with a wombat, and all I got out of it was this freak child. -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted March 29, 2008 Report Share Posted March 29, 2008 It's a disturbing trend... first New Zealand, now New Hampshire. Beware of horny animals if you live in a place with "New" in the name I guess. Bigfoot the Molester Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 I have been moved by Nepheles story. I think we need to open a center for victims of wombat rape. These poor people need our help... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Warrior Posted March 30, 2008 Report Share Posted March 30, 2008 ROTFL...wow...just...wow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cornelius_sulla Posted March 31, 2008 Report Share Posted March 31, 2008 What's wrong with Nephele's offspring? That's a perfectly good looking bouncing wombat/vampire hybrid homunculus if ever I saw one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted April 1, 2008 Report Share Posted April 1, 2008 What's wrong with Nephele's offspring? That's a perfectly good looking bouncing wombat/vampire hybrid homunculus if ever I saw one! I breed my own evil minions! -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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