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The wine here is strong, Klingan soon feel how it's intoxicating him. Too much of it too fast. Damn.

 

Who did spill on my toga *wobbels*

 

Can't be seen like this. Klingan throws of his toga. No way I forgot my underwear. He's head rushing what shall I do? There's people everywhere, where can I hide?

 

 

There is only one place that can hide me now...

 

 

The atrium!

 

Boldly Klingan runs to what in his state of mind seems like a prima caldarium and makes a head on jump into it!

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Doc glides with Maximus over to the impluvium, and with a nod from Nephele, the two wily females shove the Gladiator into the impluvium!

 

"That, m'dear, is what I mean by 'be cool'!" The two women, giggling and walking toward the banquet table for more nibbles.

 

Oh no. Brutus rises from the pool with a grin set hard. His eyes narrow. He strides purposefully forward toward Doc who realises the gladiator is about mischief. Brutus lifts her on his shoulder whilst she shrieks and thumps his back. Undeterred, he turns and deposits the good lady in the impluvium. Without further ado, he hunts down nephele amongst the partygoers. She too is lifted on his shoulder and... just as doc was stepping out of the water... has neph unceremoniously thrown to neptune. Ooops, sorry Doc, didn't see you there.... Brutus wipes his hands in completion of the manly deed and loudly challenges anyone to throw him in again. No? He laughs loudly and seeks convivial company where the wine is being served.

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Doc narrows her eyes at Brutus...and then starts busting out in huge belly laughs. Brutus is absolutely drenched! Plus, with this summer heat, the bath feels quite refreshing!

 

(ha ha...you thought I was going to get upset!?)

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Brutus smiles and passes a goblet of wine to the twice dampened Doc. A bewildered Nephele is helped out the pool and given similar hospitality. What is water to me? Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow I kick ass in the arena.

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AC makes a casual entrance to the scene and notices all the happy frivolity. He can't resist chucking a large toga over the head of Brutus and picks him up and throws him into the impluvium head first. A great splash... much laughter and AC jumps in after him. Brutus rids himself of the unwanted toga and looks for the daring fool that threw him in the water. His challenge, he thought, would go unheeded!! Tough luck... AC had time to remove his own toga and casually asked Brutus what he would do to the man or woman who threw him in. Brutus says... "Worry not my dear Emperor! I will take out my vengeance in the arena tomorrow as stated - this is a happy night and one to last and remember. I will kill ten fellow gladiators at the games and salute you well. Oh, and we'll have another party..."

 

And so the womenfolk carry on with their ducking and diving in the pool laughing at the pointy thing in the bum as they go...

 

"More drinks anyone?"

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Brutus says... "Worry not my dear Emperor! I will take out my vengeance in the arena tomorrow as stated - this is a happy night and one to last and remember. I will kill ten fellow gladiators at the games and salute you well. Oh, and we'll have another party..."

 

I must have been drunk.... :?

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Brutus says... "Worry not my dear Emperor! I will take out my vengeance in the arena tomorrow as stated - this is a happy night and one to last and remember. I will kill ten fellow gladiators at the games and salute you well. Oh, and we'll have another party..."

 

I must have been drunk.... :?

 

Must have? At my shin-digs, there is never a question about it!

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After a four day slumber and several huge hangovers the days have passed relatively quietly it seems. Which is unusual. Nobody has slain anyones slaves andfolk are going about their business in a surreal way. What happened to Caldrail in the Amphitheatre? Did he pass his test and finish his foes in the Arena of Death or did he succumb to their superior fighting skills? We hold our breath and begin to look around asking folk for any knowledge of him... sholders are shrugged and strange looks are given but no-one knows anything.... what has happened here to subdue the folk like this? Do they think us all weird for having loud and raucous parties and now shun us?

 

Hmmmmm..... I wonder... :unsure:

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I thought I saw Caldrail under the Triclinium with some Nubian women. He was signing autographs.Apparently.

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My guess is that Brutus got so drunk that he fell asleep behind a bush and totally missed his starring role in the arena and is now hiding away in some filthy drinking hole, too embarrassed to show his face at a party as classy as the Doc's!

 

Anyway speaking of classy....."Who's up for a game of naked Twister!! "

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Anyway speaking of classy....."Who's up for a game of naked Twister!! "

 

Oh, go on then - you've twisted my arm! Although most of us at this party are a poor sight clothed, so be it on your own head, Gaius.

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Anyway speaking of classy....."Who's up for a game of naked Twister!! "

 

Oh, go on then - you've twisted my arm! Although most of us at this party are a poor sight clothed, so be it on your own head, Gaius.

I think these oysters are depraved...

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