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Yep - the purple suits you Doc - goes with the lovely golden threads in your hair!! All very shiny and quite glitzy for the times don't you think?

 

The slave girls should be fed a tad more Caldrail... you'll get a bad name! Still, they look pretty good for slaves modelling all the latest garb. ;) Open to any offers for them C?

 

Larconius Ralla presents Doc with the nice purple number and heck, take the slave as well. They were a job lot from Lugdenensis - I can get more. AC, I would be proud to sell you a few but I how could I possibly demand payment from Caesar? Choose one of my slavegirls at your leisure. I notice GO's interest, and tell the slavegirl in the fetish gear to entertain him...

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GO tells the reptilian C. that he should list his slaves on the new Prevert Exchange. Domina Augusta will be the specialist. The impostor A/C can put his bid up there and C. will be assured of payment. Actually, GO has an interest in the slave girl almost wearing red skivvies and balanced on black stilettos and bearing a black whip and candles and a black cat mask!

 

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Actually, GO has an interest in the slave girl almost wearing red skivvies and balanced on black stilettos and bearing a black whip and candles and a black cat mask!

 

 

Purrrr-mit me to flick that fly off your ear with my whip, G.O. *ker-RACK!*

 

Heh. Dead fly and, what do you know? G.O. didn't quite lose an ear. My aim's getting better!

 

-- Nephele

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G.O. thanks the gods that N.C. didn't flick out his candle. He then appoints NC the specialist for the Cordax Transvestites.

DoL is cooking Rocky Mountain Oysters for the unwary. A/C has given her some via kill to fire up.

 

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G.O. thanks the gods that N.C. didn't flick out his candle. He then appoints NC the specialist for the Cordax Transvestites.

 

Seeing as how Nephele has made plans to attend Coney Island's annual Mermaid Parade this Saturday, she will be picking up a few additional transvestites from the parade to bring back to Doc's party.

 

Must get back to work on my fetish/mermaid costume now...

 

P.S. to Pantagathus: Just for you, I shall photographically record the Coney Island polytheistic ritual of appeasing Lord Neptune by tossing fruit into the ocean.

 

-- Nephele

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G.O. thanks the gods that N.C. didn't flick out his candle. He then appoints NC the specialist for the Cordax Transvestites.

 

Seeing as how Nephele has made plans to attend Coney Island's annual Mermaid Parade this Saturday, she will be picking up a few additional transvestites from the parade to bring back to Doc's party.

 

Must get back to work on my fetish/mermaid costume now...

 

P.S. to Pantagathus: Just for you, I shall photographically record the Coney Island polytheistic ritual of appeasing Lord Neptune by tossing fruit into the ocean.

 

-- Nephele

 

[How about a picture of you for all to admire? N.B. You might eat at Gargiulo's - if you can get in.]

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Down in Ostia where Pantagathus is preparing his ship to set sail for Massalia he converses with Triton and asks him to convey to the Earthshaker & Lord of the Sea not to unleash the Kraken on the God Consul's unfilial corpus... Triton says he'll try but one more scurrilous action by GO towards a devotee will make the request moot.

 

A runner appears bearing word from Nephele about the upcoming festival in some far off place called Insula Longa. Pantagathus beams with a giant smile and sends the runner back with a word of immense gratitude and thanks to Nephele for hiding the real cordax girls and replacing them with those *others*. Pantagathus muses over how GO knows that they are transvestites? Must have been quite a suprise! ;)

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Pantagathus muses over how GO knows that they are transvestites? Must have been quite a suprise! ;)

 

Whoooops! Hahahahahaha!

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GO ponders a nonce. Moot? Debatable or not debatable? That is the question.

 

GO sends a telegram to the apple knocker, Pantagathus, that his 'babes' have beards camouflaged by Saks Fifth Avenue's very best. They should have used a straight edge. Didn't the pumpkin kicker notice?

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Damn, this is turning into a regular San Francisco treat!!! Trannies, and grannies, and leather, oh my!

 

Ok, not so much on #2...but I'm sure GO will figure something out.

 

Hmmmmm...slaves from Cornelius. I'll have to figure out a use for them. ;)

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Damn, this is turning into a regular San Francisco treat!!! Trannies, and grannies, and leather, oh my!

 

You forgot to mention the flowers in the hairdos Doc!!

 

GO's obsessive behaviour with these slaves is a cause for concern and a rather large amphora of icy cold water is coolly poured over him to calm his wily ways!!

 

Just HOW did he know these gals were trannies then? GO?

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You forgot to mention the flowers in the hairdos Doc!!

 

Yeah, but that doesn't fit the rhyme...sheesh...

 

GO's obsessive behaviour with these slaves is a cause for concern and a rather large amphora of icy cold water is coolly poured over him to calm his wily ways!!

 

Just HOW did he know these gals were trannies then? GO?

 

Tis the question of the moment! Perhaps it was the 'apple' that gave it away? :)

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"Stuff this!" AC thinks to himself.... "I'm going back to the party and the girls/transies/pansies and all other manner of weird beings can go to pot!!" Maybe the panther will show up and give us one of its wild grins tohumour us... maybe it will frighten GO into normality and his cognitive senses will retrn to their more sane selves... maybe a drop of potion - you know, the 'good stuff' will sort him out....

 

Anyway, back in the house, AC sees Doc checing her locks and asks if he can be of some assistance if their a rabble of rowdy rebels at the door... Doc replies that she has sent them for crucifiction early on account that the cover of night will not lead anyone to suspect that she hadanything to do with it. Sensible!! We wonder if GO was part of that mob!!

 

Manlius enters and whispers to Caldrail that his orders have been carried out... was this the dismantling of the rabble of rowdy rebels or some other scheme C has afoot?

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GO calls in a shrink to translate A/C's babble. No help. Shrink suggests a little work by the Trepaniac to relieve whatever ails A/C. Maybe A/C has been inhaling too much of Caldrail's and MPC's CO2. Or has commenced paling out with RtG.

 

It starts to snow.

 

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Snow????? Methinks GO has traveled off in his mind to the Hinterlands. That, or the wine he's got is a wee bit 'tainted'.

 

Eo? Sensible? :)

 

Now, where be Manlius...

 

Edit to add: *gulping pride* GO pointed out my spelling error...and I am required to acknowledge his prowess in the English language, at the expense of my own.

 

Ugh...I need a shower now.

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