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Crassus and Antiochus are walking down State Street when they come upon a church. Crassus looks up at the steeple.

 

"How do you get them up there?!"

Edited by Antiochus of Seleucia
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Zeke (Describing George W. Bush)

 

"In our country called America, we have this Consul sort of character who rules the excecutive branch of government, he has been put in power by the people and he goes and invades two different countries in the spand of two years. He tottally ruins the economy, gives money to farmers for doing absolutatly nothing in the province of Kansas, and seems to be hording money and not giving it to the Senate."

 

Brutus and Cassius.... "AND YOU HAVN'T MURDERED HIM YET! B)

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Zeke (Describing George W. Bush)

 

"In our country called America, we have this Consul sort of character who rules the excecutive branch of government, he has been put in power by the people and he goes and invades two different countries in the spand of two years. He tottally ruins the economy, gives money to farmers for doing absolutatly nothing in the province of Kansas, and seems to be hording money and not giving it to the Senate."

 

Brutus and Cassius.... "AND YOU HAVN'T MURDERED HIM YET! B)

 

Cont'd

 

Cicero: Whozz Zeke?

MPC: Get him for the job.

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modern guy Yeah here in the Year 2760 AUC parents have no control over whom their children marry, We generally marry for love, and fathers dont pay dowery for their daughters!

 

Cicero B) ..................... And you wonder why over half your marriages end in Divorce?

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Nephele: Our President wants to spend additional billions of dollars and also ship another 21,500 U.S. troops to Iraq. We've been helping the Iraqis since 2003.

 

Scipio: Helping the Iraqis?? By now, every U.S. household should OWN an Iraqi!

 

-- Nephele

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