Gaius Octavius Posted March 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2007 (edited) edit: BTW, when do I get to be a Centurio? It seems all I've done is tote about flags and such . MPC, the Censor, is holding you up. Told you to nail him! As for the other, I am a Patrician, but I don't think that I belong in the 'Patricii' group. Edited March 19, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursus Posted March 20, 2007 Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 As for the other, I am a Patrician, but I don't think that I belong in the 'Patricii' group. Yo yo yo! Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang! Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus. My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted March 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 20, 2007 As for the other, I am a Patrician, but I don't think that I belong in the 'Patricii' group. Yo yo yo! Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang! Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus. My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro: I have absolutely no idea of what you babble about . Will attempt to have it translated by some :smartass: . Yet, if Cat-o is who I think it is, here's to him , no matter what he goes on about . Told J.R. to . Now, Gaius will try to translate his . Unlike 'a certain party', Gaius was born a Glorious Noble Patrician, and need not be 'created' one . Not knowing the criteria which elevates one to this illustrious group, demurs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochus of Seleucia Posted March 22, 2007 Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 Let me translate for you Gaius. Yo yo yo! Listen up :wheelchair:! Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang! Don't talk smack about us or we'll beat your a up. Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus. My baby Moonlapse cranks the boombox and we all start breakdancing with Pertinax's :notworthy: dad, Primus. My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro: Pertinax :notworthy: and Pantagathus :notworthy: hit on all the sexy chicks down the road until Cato belts them for not finishing their chores. Hope that helps. Ursus is very fluent with the urban dialect; even I had to pull out a translator dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted March 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 22, 2007 AoS, Cos., would you be so kind as to translate what that babble you translated means in ENGLISH! The language you are trying (unsuccessfully) to get a handle on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted March 23, 2007 Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 Here is a translation into English, G.O.. Let me translate for you Gaius. Yo yo yo! Listen up :wheelchair:! Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang! Jive turkey (n., similar to a swindler), Are you not aligned with me? Do not speak disrespectfully towards our Patrician organization. Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus. Moonlapse (who the author is recognizing as his offspring) increases the volume of the music, and we proceed to engage in a form of dance with his paternal reletive, Primus Pilus. My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro: Pertinax and Pantagathus court all of the beautiful local females, until Cato puts an end to their revelry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted March 23, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 23, 2007 AoS, JR and Ursus: All that twaddle to say nothing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted March 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 (edited) Do you believe it? A mere girl :notworthy: wins The Contest! Didn't it bug you when you were in grammar school and the girls were the smartest ones? :smartass: . AND they never got trounced! Edited March 26, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Augusta Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Do you believe it? A mere girl :notworthy: wins The Contest! Didn't it bug you when you were in grammar school and the girls were the smartest ones? :smartass: . AND they never got trounced! Of course there is another answer. We girls have no life at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Do you believe it? A mere girl :notworthy: wins The Contest! Didn't it bug you when you were in grammar school and the girls were the smartest ones? :smartass: . AND they never got trounced! Of course there is another answer. We girls have no life at all Or a third answer: we females are just better at multi-tasking, and don't get so easily distracted! Better focus = better work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted March 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Yeah, sure, you just ask a 'certain party', who in the interests of my well being, shan't be named, (Ursus). I am unanimous in my opinion that all the :wub:s should be gathered in one place and :blowup: . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Yeah, sure, you just ask a 'certain party', who in the interests of my well being, shan't be named, (Ursus).I am unanimous in my opinion that all the :wub: s should be gathered in one place and :blowup: . Watch it, else Minerva will ask Father Jove to hurl lightning bolts at your head! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Augusta Posted March 26, 2007 Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Yeah, sure, you just ask a 'certain party', who in the interests of my well being, shan't be named, (Ursus).I am unanimous in my opinion that all the :wub: s should be gathered in one place and :blowup: . Watch it, else Minerva will ask Father Jove to hurl lightning bolts at your head! And mess with Hecate at your peril! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted March 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 26, 2007 Father Jove pay any attention to Minerva or Hecate? Mere wemens? They should be but not heard from. Even N. C. agrees by her absence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted March 27, 2007 Report Share Posted March 27, 2007 Even N. C. agrees by her absence. Having been summoned, Nephele arrives with her friends, the Nymphae Avernales -- Nymphs of the Underworld who usually accompany Hecate. Bearing torches and dressed in gowns the color of aubergine, crowned with garlands of amaranth, lilies and other funereal flowers, we weave a fearsome dance around you, Gaius Octavius. You'll dream dark dreams tonight. -- Nephele of the Nymphae Avernales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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