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edit: BTW, when do I get to be a Centurio? It seems all I've done is tote about flags and such ;).

 

MPC, the Censor, is holding you up. Told you to nail him! :lol:

 

As for the other, I am a Patrician, but I don't think that I belong in the 'Patricii' group. :(

 

:ph34r:

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As for the other, I am a Patrician, but I don't think that I belong in the 'Patricii' group. :(

 

Yo yo yo! Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang! Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus. My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro:

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As for the other, I am a Patrician, but I don't think that I belong in the 'Patricii' group. :(

 

Yo yo yo! Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang! Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus. My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro:

 

action-smiley-064.gif I have absolutely no idea of what you babble about action-smiley-041.gif. Will attempt to have it translated by some :smartass: . Yet, if Cat-o is who I think it is, here's to him action-smiley-035.gif, no matter what he goes on about grinning-smiley-017.gif. Told J.R. to mixed-smiley-016.gif.

 

Now, Gaius will try to translate his mixed-smiley-009.gif. Unlike 'a certain party', Gaius was born a Glorious Noble Patrician, and need not be 'created' one grinning-smiley-010.gif. Not knowing the criteria which elevates one to this illustrious group, :ph34r: demurs.

 

:ph34r:

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Let me translate for you Gaius.

 

Yo yo yo!
Listen up :wheelchair:!

 

Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang!
Don't talk smack about us or we'll beat your a up.

 

Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus.
My baby Moonlapse cranks the boombox and we all start breakdancing with Pertinax's :notworthy: dad, Primus.

 

My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro:

 

Pertinax :notworthy: and Pantagathus :notworthy: hit on all the sexy chicks down the road until Cato belts them for not finishing their chores.

 

 

Hope that helps. Ursus is very fluent with the urban dialect; even I had to pull out a translator dictionary.

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Here is a translation into English, G.O..

 

Let me translate for you Gaius.

 

Yo yo yo!

Listen up :wheelchair:!

 

Jive turkey, you not down wit' mine? Don't dis the Pat gang!

 

Jive turkey (n., similar to a swindler), Are you not aligned with me? Do not speak disrespectfully towards our Patrician organization.

 

Moonbabie pumps up the jam, and we start kickin' it with Big P Daddy Primus.

 

Moonlapse (who the author is recognizing as his offspring) increases the volume of the music, and we proceed to engage in a form of dance with his paternal reletive, Primus Pilus.

 

My homies Pert and Pan start chillin' with the three fly girls, until Cat-O put the smackdown on us. :afro:

 

Pertinax and Pantagathus court all of the beautiful local females, until Cato puts an end to their revelry

 

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Do you believe it? A mere girl :notworthy: wins The Contest! Didn't it bug you when you were in grammar school and the girls were the smartest ones? :smartass: . AND they never got trounced! :(

 

:lol:

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Do you believe it? A mere girl :notworthy: wins The Contest! Didn't it bug you when you were in grammar school and the girls were the smartest ones? :smartass: . AND they never got trounced! :furious:

 

:ph34r:

 

 

Of course there is another answer. We girls have no life at all ;)

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Do you believe it? A mere girl :notworthy: wins The Contest! Didn't it bug you when you were in grammar school and the girls were the smartest ones? :smartass: . AND they never got trounced! :furious:

 

:ph34r:

 

Of course there is another answer. We girls have no life at all ;)

 

Or a third answer: we females are just better at multi-tasking, and don't get so easily distracted! Better focus = better work! ;)

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Yeah, sure, you just ask a 'certain party', who in the interests of my well being, shan't be named, (Ursus).

I am unanimous in my opinion that all the :wub: s should be gathered in one place and :blowup: .

 

:furious:

 

;)

 

Watch it, else Minerva will ask Father Jove to hurl lightning bolts at your head! :ph34r:

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Yeah, sure, you just ask a 'certain party', who in the interests of my well being, shan't be named, (Ursus).

I am unanimous in my opinion that all the :wub: s should be gathered in one place and :blowup: .

 

:whistling:

 

:ph34r:

 

Watch it, else Minerva will ask Father Jove to hurl lightning bolts at your head! :hammer:

 

And mess with Hecate at your peril! :P

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Even N. C. agrees by her absence. :whistling:

 

 

Having been summoned, Nephele arrives with her friends, the Nymphae Avernales -- Nymphs of the Underworld who usually accompany Hecate.

 

Bearing torches and dressed in gowns the color of aubergine, crowned with garlands of amaranth, lilies and other funereal flowers, we weave a fearsome dance around you, Gaius Octavius.

 

You'll dream dark dreams tonight. feiertag-smiley-002.gif

 

-- Nephele of the Nymphae Avernales

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