Ursus Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Saint Ursus of the Stairwells shall not, in fact, be running leather-thong clad through the streets with whip in hand to impart Lupercalian fertility on nubile ladies. He took the day off work to spend a charming afternoon with his lass. Alas, the weather systems of the American Northeast had something quite else in mind, and he now finds himself confined to home, a prisoner of ice and snow. But here is wishing a day of romance and bodily warmth to those inclined to celebrate. To all the lovely females on the site, I offer the following virtual affections: And to all the males of the site (of the mainstream sexual orientation, anyway) I hope a different kind of flower succumbs to your attentions: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 He took the day off work to spend a charming afternoon with his lass. Alas, the weather systems of the American Northeast had something quite else in mind, and he now finds himself confined to home, a prisoner of ice and snow. Oh noooo! And here I was awaiting a full report as to whether my suggestion of champagne might have expedited events to a full romantic culmination. We got only a dusting of snow where I live. Not that it matters, as I received for my Valentine's present a DVD boxed set of Deadwood, and so we'll be watching that this evening. Then afterwards we'll be toasting Valentine's Evening with glasses of champagne in the backyard hottub... For starters. Thanks for the rose! May you (and everyone here) have your Valentine's Day if not on the 14th, then on a more auspicious day! -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spittle Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I, for one, cannot imagine anything more romantic than a full day of the relentless violence, foul language and human degredation that is Deadwood. Its good television! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 I, for one, cannot imagine anything more romantic than a full day of the relentless violence, foul language and human degredation that is Deadwood.Its good television! You bet your @$$ and the #*$%@! horse you rode in on! I actually got my Season Two Deadwood V-Day pressie a few days ago, and have been working my way through it each evening with great delight. Why shouldn't every day be Valentine's Day? -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spittle Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Season 3 comes out in early May over here in the UK. I can't wait! Enjoy your day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 After 5 minutes of staring at the picture I've noticed something on the hood of the car that looks like a multiple rocket launcher. It makes the image perfect: a great looking girl, a nice car and a big gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 (edited) Isn't St. Ursus of the Stairwells such a nice person? 1. Trudge through the snow. (She'll really love that.) 2. Pick Her up and take Her to your pad. 3. Cut the electricity. 4. ...&...&...! 5. Do it again. You both could be stuck together for days! Edited February 14, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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