Gaius Octavius Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 (edited) Although I most certainly deserve it - and much, much more - the heights to which I am climbing are dizzying! I'd like to know what it means and what I can do. Did Ursus and Germanicus approve? They both hate me. Do I get an Exxon COB's salary? Even though he is a Censor, may (Eat your heart out T.T. :wub:), I throttle MPC now? No big loss; I hardly ever know what the blazes he is talking about. Then, there is that wizard of the bytes, , who has once again sabotaged my posts (I caught you again, you hound!). What about the two P's :notworthy: who are hell bent on poisoning me? Since Lady Farrow :wub: has gone astray, do I get a few replacements ? Sigh! Edited February 13, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Oh Lord have Mercy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Augusta Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Pro-praetor now! You have no shame at all, do you Gaius? Clearly you have money to throw to the four winds. May I remind you that bribing the Triumvirs is an offence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 Look, T.T. :wub:, this is America. That's the way business is done here. Goes to show you what a few smackeroos can do. As for you DoL, :wub: what did I tell you to do in re your job? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 As for you DoL, :wub: what did I tell you to do in re your job? Sell sell sell? Flaunt what yo mamma gave ya? Brains, not braun? I clearly have not learned the prior lesson...so, please, sir, remind me of your sagacious words. (That was very hard to say without laughing) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 14, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 As for you DoL, :wub: what did I tell you to do in re your job? Sell sell sell? Flaunt what yo mamma gave ya? Brains, not braun? I clearly have not learned the prior lesson...so, please, sir, remind me of your sagacious words. (That was very hard to say without laughing) Bribe your interviewer! :fish: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Bribe your interviewer! :fish: Oh...right...yeah...I thought that was a given... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 For posterity's sake I herein record my first Edict: ENTER THE CONTEST! I will not be in it (as I would naturally win), therefor, all y'all may rest assured of its fairness. No bribing and such. This is a cunning plan to overwhelm the Judges with work. They won't have any time left over to commit their tyranny on the Forum. Get crackin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spittle Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 What is the cyberspace equivalent of cutting a mans nose off, sowing him in a sack with wild dogs and throwing him off a cliff? According to Kevin Costners 'Elliott Ness' (The Untouchables) that was the Roman punishment for bribing officials. After saying that Mr Costner does have a terrible track record for historical accuracy (JFK, 13 Days). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WotWotius Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Look, T.T. wub.gif, this is America. No, I am pretty sure this is the internet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Listen up, you lot. After issuing my first Edict, My Most August Personage has been plagued with all manner of whining excuses for not entering The Contest. Me, a Pro-Praetor, must endure this balderdash! Here is an example of the unmitigated twaddle: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?act=Ms...n&MSID=8745 I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'. In the likely event that you have not been curious enough, this is an example of the kind of magnificent prose one needs to be a winner: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...p;showentry=521 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Paulinus Maximus Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Listen up, you lot. After issuing my first Edict, My Most August Personage has been plagued with all manner of whining excuses for not entering The Contest. Me, a Pro-Praetor, must endure this balderdash! Here is an example of the unmitigated twaddle: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?act=Ms...n&MSID=8745 I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'. In the likely event that you have not been curious enough, this is an example of the kind of magnificent prose one needs to be a winner: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...p;showentry=521 Your first link dosn't seem to be working Capt Blackadder?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Augusta Posted February 16, 2007 Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Your first link dosn't seem to be working Capt Blackadder?? What do you expect, Paulinus - he's all talk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 16, 2007 Your first link dosn't seem to be working Capt Blackadder?? What do you expect, Paulinus - he's all talk! Sorry about that. Maybe it is because it is a record of PM's between GPM and myself. Will try to have The Genius of the Bytes, AoS, fix it. Anyway, the last one is the most important. As for you Tattle Tale :wub: , read my next blog and submit an application! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted February 17, 2007 Report Share Posted February 17, 2007 I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'. Figgers...all you made guys are all alike...buncha thugs, the lot of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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