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Gaius Octavius

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Although I most certainly deserve it - and much, much more - the heights to which I am climbing are dizzying! I'd like to know what it means and what I can do. Did Ursus and Germanicus approve? They both hate me. Do I get an Exxon COB's salary? Even though he is a Censor, may (Eat your heart out T.T. :wub:), I throttle MPC now? No big loss; I hardly ever know what the blazes he is talking about. Then, there is that wizard of the bytes, :whistling:, who has once again sabotaged my posts (I caught you again, you hound!). What about the two P's :notworthy: who are hell bent on poisoning me? Since Lady Farrow :wub: has gone astray, do I get a few replacements :thumbsup: ? Sigh! :D

 

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As for you DoL, :wub: what did I tell you to do in re your job? :whistling:

 

Sell sell sell?

Flaunt what yo mamma gave ya?

Brains, not braun?

 

I clearly have not learned the prior lesson...so, please, sir, remind me of your sagacious words.

 

(That was very hard to say without laughing)

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As for you DoL, :wub: what did I tell you to do in re your job? :(

 

Sell sell sell?

Flaunt what yo mamma gave ya?

Brains, not braun?

 

I clearly have not learned the prior lesson...so, please, sir, remind me of your sagacious words.

 

(That was very hard to say without laughing)

 

Bribe your interviewer! :fish: :whistling:

 

:thumbsup:

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For posterity's sake I herein record my first Edict:

 

ENTER THE CONTEST!

 

I will not be in it (as I would naturally win), therefor, all y'all may rest assured of its fairness. No bribing and such.

This is a cunning plan to overwhelm the Judges with work. They won't have any time left over to commit their tyranny on the Forum.

 

Get crackin!

 

:ph34r:

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What is the cyberspace equivalent of cutting a mans nose off, sowing him in a sack with wild dogs and throwing him off a cliff?

 

According to Kevin Costners 'Elliott Ness' (The Untouchables) that was the Roman punishment for bribing officials.

 

After saying that Mr Costner does have a terrible track record for historical accuracy (JFK, 13 Days).

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:hammer: Listen up, you lot. After issuing my first Edict, My Most August Personage has been plagued with all manner of whining excuses for not entering The Contest. Me, a Pro-Praetor, must endure this balderdash! Here is an example of the unmitigated twaddle:

 

http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?act=Ms...n&MSID=8745

 

I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'. :furious:

 

In the likely event that you have not been curious enough, this is an example of the kind of magnificent prose one needs to be a winner:

 

http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...p;showentry=521

 

:ph34r:

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:hammer: Listen up, you lot. After issuing my first Edict, My Most August Personage has been plagued with all manner of whining excuses for not entering The Contest. Me, a Pro-Praetor, must endure this balderdash! Here is an example of the unmitigated twaddle:

 

http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?act=Ms...n&MSID=8745

 

I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'. :furious:

 

In the likely event that you have not been curious enough, this is an example of the kind of magnificent prose one needs to be a winner:

 

http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...p;showentry=521

 

:ph34r:

 

Your first link dosn't seem to be working Capt Blackadder??

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Your first link dosn't seem to be working Capt Blackadder??

 

What do you expect, Paulinus - he's all talk! :D

 

Sorry about that. Maybe it is because it is a record of PM's between GPM and myself. Will try to have The Genius of the Bytes, AoS, :furious: fix it. Anyway, the last one is the most important.

 

As for you Tattle Tale :wub: , read my next blog and submit an application! :ph34r:

 

 

 

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I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'. :furious:

 

Figgers...all you made guys are all alike...buncha thugs, the lot of you. :P

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