Gaius Octavius Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 [quote name='The Augusta' date='Jan 30 2007, 06:07 PM' post='54643' I tell ya'll now - that ain't no Jesus! That ain't no Christ. That ain't no saviour! That man is a demon, brothers and sisters! A DEEEEEEmon!!! Or, a capitalistismist. Poor turkeys! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursus Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 One way to test his claim: nail him to a big piece of wood and let him hang there till he dies. If he comes back to life after 3 days, I guess we'll take him at his word. If he doesn't come back from the dead, then no harm really done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 One way to test his claim: nail him to a big piece of wood and let him hang there till he dies. If he comes back to life after 3 days, I guess we'll take him at his word. If he doesn't come back from the dead, then no harm really done. Or we could try him as a witch. If he floats... he must be a very small pebble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Methinkks thatte thisse is a casse for My Lordde Melchette :notworthy: , Slayyer of Draggons, Herretics and Wittches. :nopity: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 One way to test his claim: nail him to a big piece of wood and let him hang there till he dies. If he comes back to life after 3 days, I guess we'll take him at his word. If he doesn't come back from the dead, then no harm really done. Or we could try him as a witch. If he floats... he must be a very small pebble. Lets just have an old fashioned barbeque. I'll get the gas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 will pour it on. :blowup: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northern Neil Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 One way to test his claim: nail him to a big piece of wood and let him hang there till he dies.If he comes back to life after 3 days, I guess we'll take him at his word. If he doesn't come back from the dead, then no harm really done. Problem is, what do we then call him? Dionysus, Bacchus, Osiris or Jesus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 One way to test his claim: nail him to a big piece of wood and let him hang there till he dies. If he comes back to life after 3 days, I guess we'll take him at his word. If he doesn't come back from the dead, then no harm really done. Problem is, what do we then call him? Dionysus, Bacchus, Osiris or Jesus? Only one of them was nailed to anything. Osirus was chopped up. I don't know much about Dionysius or Bacchus but I would have remembered if they were crucified. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 (edited) OK, I have it. Nail him to a cross; burn him up and then chop him up. No mistakes. Then we can do my sister-in-law. Edited January 31, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pertinax Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 I feel his magnetic force pulling me in... must... send... tithes. Yeah, send them to me and I'll send 'em to him. I'm his local collection agent. Do you have the European Tithing Franchise? Can I send grain and beer? Wasnt it Calvin and Klein ? Burn Him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 :notworthy: For a few guineas, you can have the English franchise. Send a cheque post haste. Booze of any sort is fine; keep the grain. Kalvin & Klein said: "Shop at Bergdorf Goodman". How about your shipping him one of your herbal delices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Does anyone else think that this new version of christ, or the anti-christ, or whomever he may be is actually the evil side of George Lopez? But who's the fat guy with the fro? mysterious! And oh no, but Samuel L Jackson seems to be a member... I hope he doesn't go medieval on our asses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 "Does anyone else think that this new version of christ, or the anti-christ, or whomever he may be is actually the evil side of George Lopez?" Say Amen, brethern and sistern! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pertinax Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Methinkks thatte thisse is a casse for My Lordde Melchette :notworthy: , Slayyer of Draggons, Herretics and Wittches. :nopity: Vylle and Detefftable Heryse! He is the manyfestte personne off SATANE and alle hys Famyliyares andde Sucubbye. I muffte indeede gette medyevalle on yo ass! Wythhe a greatte BURNYNGE and SCOURGYNGGE off unbyleverse. Do I make myself clear? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 Vylle and Detefftable Heryse! He is the manyfestte personne off SATANE and alle hys Famyliyares andde Sucubbye. I muffte indeede gette medyevalle on yo ass! Wythhe a greatte BURNYNGE and SCOURGYNGGE off unbyleverse. Do I make myself clear? Y mee? Whadi dye do nowwe? Gette :mummy: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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