Rameses the Great Posted January 30, 2007 Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 (edited) For Egyptians, all you need is one cohort. The last one of your legion. Hoplites, chariots, and infantry shall assemble. I've been waiting for this, as war was inevitable. Seeing as how you Romans are so cocky I shall send a fleet to destroy your pity threats. However, like a good general I will lead my navy and not run away like a coward such as those idiots at Actium. Then we shall throw away Hellenistic rule and restore Egypt to its proper place on top. BTW, I may be disguise as a Roman Senator. Edited January 30, 2007 by Rameses the Great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2007 Oh, look at this :mummy: is a Senator! (and a traitor). Lets throw him a party (or some pila). Or, throw him off the Tarpeian Rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted January 31, 2007 Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 Yeah, but how is your coolie protected? J. Ratus sounds like a very mean Roman to me. J. Ratus is the meanest Roman ever made. Here is a portrait I had comissioned of me kicking Etruscan heiney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2007 J.R., is that your thingy hanging out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rameses the Great Posted February 1, 2007 Report Share Posted February 1, 2007 I am not Etruscan! I am and Egyptian general who will do anything to restore order and be pharaoh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 J.R., is that your thingy hanging out? Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I am not Etruscan! I am and Egyptian general who will do anything to restore order and be pharaoh. What's the difference, :mummy: ? The 's will do a number on you and bury you under one of those silly pyramids of yours. :nopity: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Augusta Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I, myself, now find that I am a centurion - which thrills me. I can now sit around camp fires, swapping filthy tales, and I can spit. On a serious note, Rameses, I am now open to bribes should you wish to draft Roman mercenaries into your Pharaoh's army! (We have to stop Gaius somehow ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rameses the Great Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 Gaius, there will be two things that fall your position and your army. On a serious note, Rameses, I am now open to bribes should you wish to draft Roman mercenaries into your Pharaoh's army! (We have to stop Gaius somehow ) Sure, all aboard we stop Gaius and his army. However, I should advise we don't meet at Actiums like SOME STUPID GENERALS! I will pay you in Egyptians pieces, better an ally then Napoleon. You guys can tell I hate Antony and Cleopatra. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) Tattle Tale :wub: , now you are a traitor! As for you :mummy: you get two cohorts to give you a good spanking. One commanded by J.R. and the other by Edited February 2, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochus of Seleucia Posted February 2, 2007 Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 I'm requesting for some artillery and an archer unit as well- I like shooting chariots, good target practice, seeing they have trouble turning! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 2, 2007 (edited) I'm requesting for some artillery and an archer unit as well- I like shooting chariots, good target practice, seeing they have trouble turning! OK,OK, you get the artillery; now get on with spanking :mummy:'s cheeks of shame! And don't forget the traitor Tattle Tale's :wub: , ditto. Edited February 3, 2007 by Gaius Octavius Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rameses the Great Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 I await you at the desert Roman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted February 3, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 "... I am now open to bribes...." Tattle Tale :wub: : Even though you are a traitor , I'm beginning to like your style. One day I may find a place for you in my 'family'. Don Tomasso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Paulinus Maximus Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 GPM requests permisson to join the forthcoming battle with those dastardly cat worshipping Egyptians, I am a Primus Pilus with years of experience and I'm 100% dedicated to the cause and will not be open to bribery! (unless it's more than one thousand sesterius.......pm me later and we'll talk figures ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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