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Gaius Octavius

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What wrongdoing did you perform...er...what valiant act has earned you that reward, BlackAdder? And don't try to swindle him out of the crown...I don't think it'll work.

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What wrongdoing did you perform...er...what valiant act has earned you that reward, BlackAdder? And don't try to swindle him out of the crown...I don't think it'll work.

 

:unsure: 'Tis not a reward. He searched me out, many years ago, after reading my thesis on "Flying Zorches Have No Grelics".

 

:(

 

If you have the chance, ask him about his idea that coffee enemas are the cure for cancer.

 

Have spoken to His Grace on the matter in the past. It has come to light that the Gerson Therapy is quite useful in curing the SFB syndrome, a malady most associated with politicians.

 

:ph34r:

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I have great affection for His Royal Highness, but this is tempered by the numerous madwomen who besiege me regarding the use of multiple enemas- they tend to think one per fortnight is a great idea. One per lifetime id say if the plumbing was "inefficient" and you had just suffered die off from killing multiple whipworm, ascaris and beef tapeworm infestation.

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I met HRH in 2001 at a substance misuse rehab in Tyneside. No one was allowed to smoke for 2 days prior to his arrival because he hates the smell of cigs. He must get sick of smelling paint as every where he visits gets spruced up.

For a few days before he arrived members of the Royal protection Squad (who I would bet were ex-SAS to a man!) checked the entire area and put wax seals on drain covers to ensure assassins or bombs were not placed therein.

When he turned up he was very nice and friendly. Not as tall as I expected, less than 6ft, with ears of normal size and angle.

But he had to be very careful what he talked about. We'd just joined the Northern Alliance tofight the Taliban and when I pointed out that our allies (not the Taliban) were the worlds biggest producers and smugglers of heroin his aid informed me that HRH could not be seen to criticize our Afghani allies.

God knows what he'd have said if I had finished the sentence...The third time since ww2 that the USA has joined forces with the biggest suppliers of hard drugs on earth'.

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WW, flatulence is great! Especially in elevators and crowded trains. As long as it is SBD. Remember Pythagoras? You might get thrown out of Court though.

 

I used to break wind for my college. World champion, four years in a row.

 

:rolleyes:

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Coffee enemas?! My god, after receiving one of those, flatulence must feel like a walk into Starbucks.

 

I know Starbucks coffee is pretty poor, but putting it where the sun doesn't shine? :ph34r:

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Had lunch with HRH and the Dutchess of Cornwall today. He chose Gorgonzola, she a light brie. The rules were suspended, considering my guests, so we had a couple of bottles of Trappiste. Of course, I did not bring up the enema business, but a knighthood, for me, was bandied about. We watched the harbour go by, but alas, we parted much too soon. We will meet again at my home in Corbridge.

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Of course, I did not bring up the enema business, but a knighthood, for me, was bandied about.

 

That seems highly unlikely, given that you are not born in the United Kingdom... :rolleyes:

 

:wub: Oh!, dear, I suppose that I must, now that I am a PRAETOR.

First. There is always a first (assuming that you have your ducks in a row, Ducky). :P

Second. Did anyone say a British knighthood? It could be a Spanish or Swedish one. :ph34r:

Third. How do you know where I was born? :ph34r:

 

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:wub: Oh!, dear, I suppose that I must, now that I am a PRAETOR.

First. There is always a first (assuming that you have your ducks in a row, Ducky). :ph34r:

Second. Did anyone say a British knighthood? It could be a Spanish or Swedish one. :naughty:

Third. How do you know where I was born? :rolleyes:

 

You've previously stated that you were born in the good ol' US of A.

 

Also...I'm hopped up on Pinot Noir...

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:wub: Oh!, dear, I suppose that I must, now that I am a PRAETOR.

First. There is always a first (assuming that you have your ducks in a row, Ducky). :P

Second. Did anyone say a British knighthood? It could be a Spanish or Swedish one. :D

Third. How do you know where I was born? :lol:

 

You've previously stated that you were born in the good ol' US of A.

 

Also...I'm hopped up on Pinot Noir...

 

:wub: Oh!, I see. Scratch #3.

 

The hair in my ears is growing faster and getting longer.

 

:ph34r:

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It would be a Honourary Knighthood for a non-Brit.

 

You should have discussed becoming the King of Scotland. If Idi Amin could do it from Uganda.....

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