Gaius Octavius Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 UNRV: What's happening? I was just getting used to being a "Quaestor" and preparing to get my paws on the lucre. Now this! Don't all y'all trust me? I know that I am a genius and otherwise wondrous, but I am '4F'! I think that this stuff has something to do with armies and mayhem - not in my hard drive. I have other folks to do that work for me. Why don't you, quickly and simply, make me a Dictator or Consul or Emperor or all three and have done with it? As 'head' of a 'family', I am very good at this kind of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 UNRV: What's happening? I was just getting used to being a "Quaestor" and preparing to get my paws on the lucre. Now this! Don't all y'all trust me? I know that I am a genius and otherwise wondrous, but I am '4F'! I think that this stuff has something to do with armies and mayhem - not in my hard drive. I have other folks to do that work for me. Why don't you, quickly and simply, make me a Dictator or Consul or Emperor or all three and have done with it? As 'head' of a 'family', I am very good at this kind of thing. With your new promotion, we're sending you on an expedition to Parthia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 With your new promotion, we're sending you on an expedition to Parthia. P.P., look, I have already been rendered to Wild Moldavia. That was enough for me. Please see: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...p;showentry=521 I am presently guarded by my 'family's' heavily armed 'soldiers'. Eyeran and Eyewreck are off the menu! Andorra would be O.K. They run my kind of businesses thither. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julius Ratus Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 If you need a good man to stand by you in rugged Parthia, then Optio Julius Ratus is your man (though I will expect a promotion for my services, Centurio would be nice). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 Do you want a camp follower? :wub: -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 If you need a good man to stand by you in rugged Parthia, then Optio Julius Ratus is your man (though I will expect a promotion for my services, Centurio would be nice). No way Gaius is going to Parthia, but if you are a Neapolitan, you are welcome to go to Andorra with me. For a small donative, I'll make you a tribune. Don Tomasso Do you want a camp follower? :wub: -- Nephele :wub: I assume that you mean as in (Gen.) Hooker's Women in the U.S. Civil War. Yup!, you're on. (No pun intended!) :wub: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochus of Seleucia Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 I assume that you mean as in (Gen.) Hooker's Women in the U.S. Civil War. Yup!, you're on. (No pun intended!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nephele Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 I assume that you mean as in (Gen.) Hooker's Women in the U.S. Civil War. Yup!, you're on. (No pun intended!) Hmm.... I don't haul water in addition to other "duties". I'm more of an Aspasia than an Antietam Annie. :wub: -- Nephele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 I assume that you mean as in (Gen.) Hooker's Women in the U.S. Civil War. Yup!, you're on. (No pun intended!) Hmm.... I don't haul water in addition to other "duties". I'm more of an Aspasia than an Antietam Annie. :wub: -- Nephele :wub: Doesn't matter. Just don't bring Pericles along. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursus Posted January 20, 2007 Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Congratulations on your promotion, G. Octavius. Please keep your superiors in Rome appraised of Nephele's skills as a courtesan. If she proves to be of sufficiently high quality, the praetor urbanus may snatch her away from you. I am sure she would better enjoy the comfort of the splendors of Rome than the trappings of a camp commander! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaius Octavius Posted January 20, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2007 Congratulations on your promotion, G. Octavius. Please keep your superiors in Rome appraised of Nephele's skills as a courtesan. If she proves to be of sufficiently high quality, the praetor urbanus may snatch her away from you. -_- (Ha! Fat chance you have.) I am sure she would better enjoy the comfort of the splendors of Rome than the trappings of a camp commander! Thanks! :thumbs_up: As you well know, I am a most generous, and a very honest person and never, but never, tell lies. So: If she :wub: is bad, I will tell you that she is good. Now, if she is really very, very 'BAD" , I'll tell you that she is bad. BTW, what is your new LOVE'S e-mail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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