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World's First Inflatible Pub


Virgil61

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Still scratching my head on this one...

 

This is the type of invention that will be remembered and honored throughout the remainder of human history.

 

Until...

 

The stifling heat inside the makeshift vinyl pub and the accompanying perspiration associated with 30 drunken beer gutted patrons has all the earmarks of disaster.

 

Thank you, but I'll stand outside ;)

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Yes but unlike a real pub it can be hosed down and re-used for obscene Saturnalia time and again!

 

Shame on me as well.

 

edit: the question is -will it float? Could Classis UNRV amphibious units achieve a European beachhead with this remarkable device whilst still drinking beer? Could a flotilla of such units threaten to land at remote tropical locations and debouch drunken Romanophile scholars onto an unsuspecting bikini clad population?

Imagine this weapon in the hands of the Venetii! They would have sailed directly to Ostia and got very drunk.

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Hmm, once we procure two of these mighty vessels we must assign a contubernium of able drinkers to each, so that they may compete in downhill races - propelling them as a hamster would a wheel. That is, when not on campaign in the tropics.

 

Excellent suggestion, see how those schooled in the implacable military logic of Rome can deploy specialist troops in any climate or situation.

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