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First in a series of interesting anecdotes from the "Father of History" (& cultural anthropology!)...

 

"They (the Scythians) have hemp growing in their country, very like flax, except that the hemp is much thicker and taller. This grows both of itself and also by their cultivation, and the Thracians even make garments of it which are very like linen; no one, unless he were an expert in hemp, could determine whether they were hempen or linen; whoever has never seen hemp before will think the garment linen.

 

The Scythians then take the seed of this hemp and, crawling in under the mats, throw it on the red-hot stones, where it smoulders and sends forth such fumes that no Greek vapor-bath could surpass it.

 

The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapor-bath! This serves them instead of bathing, for they never wash their bodies with water. But their women pound cypress and cedar and frankincense wood on a rough stone, adding water also, and with the thick stuff thus pounded they anoint their bodies and faces, as a result of which not only does a fragrant scent come from them, but when on the second day they take off the ointment, their skin becomes clear and shining."

 

- Book 4, Chapters 74 & 75

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The Scythians then take the seed of this hemp and, crawling in under the mats, throw it on the red-hot stones, where it smoulders and sends forth such fumes that no Greek vapor-bath could surpass it.

 

The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapor-bath!

 

Dude, they're stoned!!!

 

Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side... :unsure:

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Stoned they may be but they surely have clean sinuses and pores! Thats a much more appealing mix than woad and urine.

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The Scythians then take the seed of this hemp and, crawling in under the mats, throw it on the red-hot stones, where it smoulders and sends forth such fumes that no Greek vapor-bath could surpass it.

 

The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapor-bath!

 

Dude, they're stoned!!!

 

Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side... :(

 

This sounds a bit like the 'Libertine Sauna' which Mrs Dalby pointed out to me on the outskirts of Poitiers. Maybe they are all steamy Scythians inside there. We'll check it out.

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Libertine Sauna-its a type of political salon then?

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Dude, they're stoned!!!

Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side... :huh:

 

Yes, I think they would get along well at the Bonnaroo music festival... :pimp:

 

And modern hippies think they were the first to come up with hemp clothing! :(

 

Maybe they are all steamy Scythians inside there. We'll check it out.

 

:P

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First in a series of interesting anecdotes from the "Father of History" (& cultural anthropology!)...

 

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The Scythians then take the seed of this hemp and, crawling in under the mats, throw it on the red-hot stones, where it smoulders and sends forth such fumes that no Greek vapor-bath could surpass it.

 

The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapor-bath! This serves them instead of bathing, for they never wash their bodies with water. i]

 

- Book 4, Chapters 74 & 75

 

 

Haha, and these kids these days act like they invented hotboxing.

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