Ursus Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 What we need around here to garner publicity is a duly elected representative to serve as an ambassador of UNRV. To that end I announce the first annual Mr./Ms. UNRV contest. The five admins/mods will serve as a panel of judges. Contestants will be judged on the following criteria: 1) How they look in evening wear 2) How they look in swimwear 3) A special talent they can demonstrate 4) How they answer the following three questions: a) If you were a tree, what kind of tree would you be, and why? What do you believe is the ultimate nature of reality, space, time and the universe? Answer in four sentences or less. c) How would you make the world a better place? The winner's photograph will be plastered on the front page. The winner will also receive a free gift of hair gel. The winner will serve as the good will ambassador for UNRV and will represent UNRV in an official capacity for the duration of their term. The winner will also have to hug and congratulate next year's winner. A runner-up will be chosen. In the event that the winner cannot perform his/her duties, or suddenly dies of spontaneous combustion, the runner-up will assume the winner's duties. Bribes will be duly considered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLavius Valerius Constantinus Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 uhhhhhh....uh... I don't know how to respond. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sextus Roscius Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Well um.... thats.....or....ig....inal? um......*shivers*...... I think I know who Flavius here will nominate... As of me, um....I'm not really going to give you what I look like in a swimsuit....or evening wear... But, may I be comentator on the preceedings? please... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lost_Warrior Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 LOL!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viggen Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 (checking calendar, umm no not 1.April, hmm) imo, everyone that made it to Equestrian or above is already an ambassador p.s. but i dont mind looking at pretty contestants in swimwear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moonlapse Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 p.s. but i dont mind looking at pretty contestants in swimwear I'll second that. In fact, we would capitalize on the situation and create a 'Babes of UNRV' calendar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Calpurnius Capitolinus Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Feminae wearing nothing but their stolae! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmo Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 This means I have to shave my bodyhair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pertinax Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 A crate of whatever Ursus is drinking at present please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favonius Cornelius Posted February 15, 2006 Report Share Posted February 15, 2006 Well, if you guys really want to see me in swimwear... /salute For UNRV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Germanicus Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 Well, if you guys really want to see me in swimwear... I'm wearing mine right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sextus Roscius Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 I'll second that. In fact, we would capitalize on the situation and create a 'Babes of UNRV' calendar. I agree, though we'd need a few more people, Afteral germanicus and Favonius can't make an entire caladener.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Favonius Cornelius Posted February 16, 2006 Report Share Posted February 16, 2006 I'll second that. In fact, we would capitalize on the situation and create a 'Babes of UNRV' calendar. I agree, though we'd need a few more people, Afteral germanicus and Favonius can't make an entire caladener.... Heh, you know that would make a funny gag gift of some kind. A swimsuit calender...but with your friends, or a bunch of big harry dudes or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullafelix Posted February 22, 2006 Report Share Posted February 22, 2006 (edited) I would like to put myself forward (i always do) In answer to at least some of your questions 1. How I look in evening wear - am often mistaken for the marquee the event is being held in 2. Like Alaska - large white and rich in blubber 3. I can tell the least appropriate joke possible for any given occasion 4. a a stone pine b life is better than the alternatives, time is not on my side and the nature of the unverse is mysterious c by genetically engineering dogs that don't cr*p Did I win yet? Sulla Edited February 22, 2006 by sullafelix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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