Sextus Roscius Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Well, I saw the section on the Roman Empire, its rather hysterical. Centurion "Well, does anyone know the punishment for attacking a Roman citizen" Crowed raises hands Centurion "yes you, you had your hand up first" Citizen "Oh, I know, we chuck um off a rock" Centurion "No, we did that last time, you, do you know the punishment?" Citizen #2 "We shove a snake up their rear" Centurion "No, but thats creative, yes you over there!" Citizen #3 "we feed um to the lions" Centurion "yes thats right! to the lions" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLavius Valerius Constantinus Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Wait where is this from? Like movie or channel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantagathus Posted December 19, 2005 Report Share Posted December 19, 2005 Wait where is this from? Like movie or channel? Mel Brook's movie History of the World: Part 1 Been a long time since I've seen it but Very funny I like the 'smoke screen' part.... tiny circles.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kama Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 i saw it and sorry to say but i thought it was dumb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Primus Pilus Posted December 23, 2005 Report Share Posted December 23, 2005 Roman Officer: Do you know the penalty for a slave that strikes a Roman citizen? [people in the crowd raise hands enthusiastically] Roman Officer: Ok, you. You had your hand up first. Man in crowd: Death by torture! Roman Officer: No. You. Man in crowd: Crucifiction! Roman Officer: No. You. Man in crowd: They shove a living snake up your ass! Roman Officer: Ah, no... but that's very creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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