Divers Make Surprising Discovery

[Viggen]

AN image of a Roman gladiator wearing only a G-string has been dug from the bed of the River Tees. Broken Roman pottery, decorated with the picture, was recovered from the river at Piercebridge.

Archaeologists believe the figure of a gladiator, who also appears to be holding a whip, may be the first of its kind ever discovered.

 

full article at Teesdale Mercury

[Favonius Cornelius]

Pola -

 

Thong Song (Remake of Sisqo's)

 

'This thing right here

Is lettin all the ladies know

What guys talk about

You know

The finer things in life

Hahaha

Check it out

 

Ooh dat gladius so scandalous

And ya know another gladiata couldn't handle it

See ya shakin that thang like who's da ish

With a look in ya eye so devilish

 

Uh

Ya like to dodge at all the hip hop shots

And ya cruise to the crews like connect da dots

Not just urban cohort he likes the pop

Cuz he was livin la vida loca

 

BRIDGE

He had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

Baby move your butt butt butt

Uh

I think to sing it again

He had dumps like a truck truck truck

Thighs like what what what

Fightin all night long

Let me see that thong...'

[Princeps]

It may be the first pic they've found, but I'm quite sure historians knew about gladiators wearing gstrings.

[FLavius Valerius Constantinus]

G-string,huhhhhhhhhhh???????????(overexaggeration)

But a G-string and a whip(that sounds like masochism.