Primus Pilus Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 A friend of mine took this photo recently around the Coliseum. While I lack any sense of creativity whatsoever, I thought maybe some of you could come up with an entertaining caption... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 A friend of mine took this photo recently around the Coliseum. While I lack any sense of creativity whatsoever, I thought maybe some of you could come up with an entertaining caption... How do you spell plastic in Latin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
docoflove1974 Posted July 27, 2010 Report Share Posted July 27, 2010 "I'm tired of waiting for that messenger boy...what's the emperor's cell number again?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maladict Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Why doesn't this T9 recognize a fourth declension ablative? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Alternatively: OK we've got the cones but where's the ice cream? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 1 - "Sir, I think the greek who sold you that messaging tablet was pulling your leg" 2 - d e a r g o v e r n e r , b r i a n n o t a t i c e c r e a m s t a l l 3 - "Edible codpieces? The emperor wants, the emperor gets..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ursus Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Centurion: "Divine Emperor, your party is ready. We have the ice cream cones over there, the comely young girls over there, and in the back are bikes for you to ride ahead of the parade." Nero: "But where is the motion lotion? Damn you, man, I must have the motion lotion!!" Centurion: "I'm on it. .... Valerius? Marcus here. Have the slaves bring in the vats of motion lotion. Sit them next to the gawking females over here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonic Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Kirk here. For God's sake, stop %*&%ing around and beam me up Scotty!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Medusa Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 Plastic Roman writing short message to the Ice Cream Parlor: "HELP! Need more ice cream. Got only cones left!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostOfClayton Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 A friend of mine took this photo recently around the Coliseum. While I lack any sense of creativity whatsoever, I thought maybe some of you could come up with an entertaining caption... "Noli me vocare. Ego te vocabo." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I like GhostofClayton's "Don't call me, I'll call you" but I've also had the following suggested to me for inclusion so am passing them on: I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crispina Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 A friend of mine took this photo recently around the Coliseum. While I lack any sense of creativity whatsoever, I thought maybe some of you could come up with an entertaining caption... Cassius with cellphone: "Better call that twerp Caligula and find out what the new watchword is today, and it better not be "Give us a kiss"." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melvadius Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I've beeen passed another suggestion Exactly how does this tell me if the greens or the blues won? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caldrail Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 4 - "Oh for Hades sake! It's been two thousand years and Apple still haven't sorted out the bugs" 5 - "Bad news Cassius. We've lost three nil to the Germans." 6 - "It's from Augustus. Have you seen any eagles?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingsoc Posted July 29, 2010 Report Share Posted July 29, 2010 "WTF?! I can't believe they fire me by SMS, think I could get a job as Marvin the Martian in the Looney Tunes theme park?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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