Sometimes I wonder what world people who post job adverts like these live in. I'm also currently looking for a job although in a slightly different field than yours but I am sometimes mystified by some of the job descriptions I come across. This one is not for me but still, I find it amusing:
Director, Global Humanitarian Capital
Responsibilities: Provide vision, strategy and leadership to assure X is acting as a leader across the spectrum of desired contributions including public relations, diplomacy, policy, advocacy, lobbying, professional engagements, services, publications, etc. Assure means for optimum and effective relationships with and between X offices in Europe & the EU, Brussels Office Board, Regional and Global Capitals, specific designated advisory bodies & Partnership members, entities, communities of practice and networks.
The post-holder will need to demonstrate full sympathy with X's Christian ethos, Mission, and Core Values.
Aaargh!!