In case there are any silent but interested folks, here is an update. I am in awe of the Stamina Cardio Climber. So far it seems like a masterpiece of (over)design and could save gym fees for decades. The assembly is eased by bolts prepositioned in final locations. It tires me so fast that there is little chance of getting bored with it; I just contentedly collapse on my otherwise useless Inversion Chair. The Total Gym device is a chore to use but rounds out exercise and recently went for really cheap at Sams Club.
Unsurprisingly delivery folks hate these boxes, especially continually repositioning them in the truck to get at boxes behind them. They aren't large due to being unassembled, but weigh the earth. In 2 of my 3 cases they appeared to dump it out of the truck in a fake misdelivery. I instantly would see the email for delivery complete but could not find it anywhere nearby. I next would intercept fedex drivers who claimed to not know anything. But one eventually admitted to leaving it at an unoccupied address and retrieved it for me. In the second case it took escalation the next day for a smiling troubleshooter to find and deliver. If you similarly get that helpless feeling of unable to prove a delivery wasn't left, seek something called a "detailed proof of delivery".
For the age reversing pill, both a Harvard and Stanford researcher imply to take it even if you are young. Apparently a 6 year old has even better blood chemistry than a 16 year old, and so on. Of course be very skeptical while human trials proceed at a snails pace, but the Harvard guy podcasts about appearing safe enough for him to give to his extended family. I started 2 cheapish variations of it, with no back to the womb or death experience to report yet 😋