You think that's bad? There's a 50-something lady at my work nicknamed 'Glazed Doughnut' because she is a chronic booger eater and occasionally walks around with a patina of smeared, dried mucus on her face. To make things worse, any time there is a box of doughnuts or cookies or pizza, she will compulsively touch multiple pieces while deciding which one to take. This has led to there being a semi-official designation of 'tainted/untainted' which one must be sure to discover from nearby witnesses before even considering whether or not to touch the items in question. This very same person will delve plaque out from between her teeth with a toothpick, then proceed to slurp this offal from the toothpick before digging into the next cigarette stained crevasse. To make things worse, she likes to eat finger foods such as pickles while she works and ends up practically gagging herself trying to lick whatever food remnants from her freakishly short fingers. No, she never washes her hands. Being a rabid smoker, she will sometimes cough up horrendous gobs of god-knows-what with a mighty gurgling rattle. Sometimes they become projectiles, sometimes they just get chewed up and swallowed. I am absolutely revolted by this grotesque beast and I wish she would disappear.