Had lunch with HRH and the Dutchess of Cornwall today. He chose Gorgonzola, she a light brie. The rules were suspended, considering my guests, so we had a couple of bottles of Trappiste. Of course, I did not bring up the enema business, but a knighthood, for me, was bandied about. We watched the harbour go by, but alas, we parted much too soon. We will meet again at my home in Corbridge.