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  1. Kindergarten through high school - 13 years. I hung out with delinquent reprobates who failed kindergarten. Did you ever get whacked on the palms of your hands by a four foot nothing nun wielding a pointer? Get pounded on your noggin by a monster sized priest? Have another monster nail you between the eyes with a piece of chalk at 20 paces? Have some witches from hell waggle your head by your hair; yank your ears; smack the blood into your cheeks? Have some sadists whack you on the head with the sharp edge of a ruler; punch you about the classroom; get kicked in the coolie by a midget wearing pointed shoes? Limo? After we set the school on fire, we stole a horse and wagon and went on a vegetable ride. Girls got bunches of celery. Great fun until the cops caught us and warmed our dumpers with their night sticks. You kids have no imagination!
  2. & :mummy: Snowball? Ipod? Joe Polka? What in heaven's name are you babbling about? Dance? Expensive restaurant? Limo? Tux? What a waste of bad, inflated money! We set our school on fire - with the teachers in it! Now, that was fun. This is not a big deal. Everyone has been graduated from high school. Whoopteedoo! So, what? :whip:
  3. Re: Proposed meeting of UNRV in NYC. Just what we need! The Belly Dancer :wub: and the Tattle Tale :wub: together. To complete things, all that is needed is L_W :wub: and my nemesis, DoL :wub: T.T., if by NYC, you mean Manhattan, I'll have you know that I wouldn't pass water on it. B.D., beware of Ursus. This may be a cunning plan of his to satisfy his concupiscent appetites - with you!
  4. Are your fingers out-running your alleged brain or have you not been born yet? Read again. : You are a hound of the first water! When you edited your post and quoted, you should have also changed the times and dates. You should have known that I would check. That blunder entitles you to serve out your days in the employ of prez chinney.
  5. GO can you give me a link for this at all? I would have expected Datura stramonium as the likeliest N African recreational relaxant . http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?act=mo...=si&img=180 Yes, I'd like more on that. In what form was the cannabis discovered? You can make ropes from this species, as well as smoke it ... Sorry, gentlemen, I can't find a citation. You have only my ears. Perhaps someone else may have seen the show.
  6. Although this is what ANSA says that F.P. said, it is still a statement that troubles me.
  7. : So that's what those beings were going on about? Couldn't understand a syllable for the alleged 'music', more aptly referred to as noise. Is the Lady THAT girl? Although by no means my first pick, I would go for your 'Quotes' verses'. (Good luck; and don't get caught in the stairwell.)
  8. Caught a History Channel documentary about Carthage last night. It claimed that a Carthaginian ship was found a while back with a great amount of cannabis in it. This was alleged to have been used to calm the rowers. Same for the Roman Navy and other ancient navies?
  9. CIA? I don't know where you get your hoo-hah from, but that psychic lady on TLC said the world will on March 21, 1014, due to a large meteor. Are your fingers out-running your alleged brain or have you not been born yet?
  10. This site may be helpful. It is in both Latin and English. Hope that MPC approves (seriously). http://www.perseus.tufts.edu/cgi-bin/ptext...ech=1:section=1 I can't remember where I read it, but I thought that one of the Philippics (3rd?) was not read to the Senate, but rather sent in a letter to Tullio(?).
  11. J.R., how many friends did you say you HAD?
  12. My dungeon master tells me that you should re-read my posts and try, (try, try), to understand them. Sorry that I wrote in American.
  13. "Trying to proselytize a Muslim was cause for on-the-spot decapitation,...." Now, I take it that Cahill read his own words. We all know that Moslems are such nice people. Never did anything so barbarous to Infidels. Then or now.
  14. Traianus, don't worry about 2030-2040, I have it from reliable sources that the world will end in 2012. GWB to AH? Nah, Mortimer McSnurd.
  15. There are about 100,000 in Iran. Are Jains being confused with Zaros in India?
  16. Perhaps the pila broke up the charge of an untrained, ill equipped enemy. No matter the numbers, it would have been better to impose casualties on the enemy before the personal clash. In modern warfare, it is preferred to wound an enemy, as it takes more of their soldiers out of the battle.
  17. Aren't I a genius! NO, I'm just judgemental. :sadwalk: :mummy: , thought that you were an :mummy:
  18. As Ursus said: Solon of Athens. #2 should be amended to read: ...except when necessary.
  19. Yeah, become a politician. One of them, up there in Banginghamton, had his own personal short-cut to Albany built - R'te 88. No side trips to Ovid - snakes. Take your girlfriend to Cayahoga Falls, higher than Niagara, and reclusive. A bird book would be nice to take along. The highway gestapo up there don't like NYC drivers. :nopity: Almost forgot, don't expect to eat decent food up there in Appalachia.
  20. :wub: (Past' 'e fazoul)! Faggoli!, indeed! So long as you are going to perform a chemistry experiment in your stomach at the end of the exquisite culinary respite, why don't you throw in a beer and a bump? May Fortuna be with you, but, when all else fails, bribery usually assures the proper outcome.
  21. Seems that you are in the semi-vowel business. 'W'?, but only when preceeded by such as 'o', as in: How now brown cow. AN Yank? Okey dokey.
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