Listen up, you lot. After issuing my first Edict, My Most August Personage has been plagued with all manner of whining excuses for not entering The Contest. Me, a Pro-Praetor, must endure this balderdash! Here is an example of the unmitigated twaddle:
http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?act=Ms...n&MSID=8745
I shall have my agents uncover the names of those who do not enter THE CONTEST and then have my personal haruspex put a hex on them. They will, of course, be visited by members of my 'family'.
In the likely event that you have not been curious enough, this is an example of the kind of magnificent prose one needs to be a winner:
http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...p;showentry=521