Gaius Octavius

New Orleans?

Proctitis? Aural dyslexia? Nasal clogging?

I hope that the brain cell has enough free space to remember this.

You'll have to send The Augusta a case of that. She has a patent on that name.

You making that one up? If not, that's the winner! Of course I cheated! I take great pride in my dissimulation.

You are correct, sir. Correct about what?

Planter's wart? Athletes foot? Fallen arches? Lombago?

I've no idea, but I'm curious.

Thanks Doc. GPM, mercy was not a part of their religion. Keep tuned; more to come.

No, we don't have two A bombs, you over fed capitalist, imperialist, anti Marxist, plutocratic fat swine!

Bingo, G-Man. Do I take it that you are not a tea-totaler? L_W goes next.

Loss of appetite; dry tongue; headache; desire to sleep; desire to drink; loss of balance; shaking hands; double vision.

Some mayonnaise and ketchup would help.

Send me 400 as'es.

You imperialist political dwarf, your accusation against the DPRK is no more than barking at the moon

Doesn't matter, so long as I got credit for it!

I hope we don't have to opt out. Egads, that's bad. Wait'll he becomes an optimate!

I have a Roman board game that I have never used. If anyone would like it, he/she can pick it up in Brooklyn. Just PM me.

Ooh!, look a new optio is given unto us! The G-Man! Will we survive?

You're lucky that I didn't go to school with you.

Rumor has it you had Agrippa take 'em for you. 800 on math? Pfffft!

Isn't MPC so sweet now? Undoubtedly, he hasn't peeked at: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?showto...amp;#entry72329 That should put him back in good form.

That's me in the upper right hand corner! Told y'all I am genius.

Please excuse me for this - its a little off thread - but Columbus did not sail due west. Thats the popular story they teach in schools, but its far more likely he crossed the atlantic further south than presumed given where he landed up. I don't remember the reasons why he would have done that - sailing isn't exactly my subject and I can't remember the arguement - but doesn't the sargasso sea have something to do with it? In fact, if columbus avoided getting stuck then he either already knew about the hazards of being becalmed or was incredibly lucky in choosing his route. We now resume normal service... OK!, due southwest. He was becalmed. Some people feel that Columbus didn't know where he was going nor where he was when he got there. Remember, he was searching for the Indies and he knew that the Earth was round and that sooner or later he would bump into them. Adm. Morrison feels that this was the greatest voyage to date - including that to the Moon.