Barry Bonds, Clemens, Giambi, etc., are on steroids. Right? That's a badie. Left!
1. The Yankee Stadium was built for my personal hero, Babe Ruth.
2. The pitchers' mound raised.
3. The balls and bats 'adjusted'.
4. A ball hit 6" off the ground on the fair side of the base and lands foul is a hit. On the exact same trajectory but 10' in the air - foul.
5. Strike zone from ankles to nose for one umpire; belly button to crotch for another.
6. Foul territory in one park, and you need a cab to cover it. In another, you need a seat in the stands.
7. Strike for a good pitcher; ball for a good batter.
8. On a DP, the runner is out at 2nd, if the fielder is somewhere in the country.
9. C.C. Sabathia 1-6, and can barely pitch 6 innings, is witching about $100 million? Johnny Vander Meer who pitched back to back no hitters and did duty in both ends of a double header had to sell apples in the off season.
10. A reliever who pitches one inning and can't go again for a few days.
And Barry Bonds can't get a job. And that CENSORED congress is looking into steroids? Look at what the owners did. They're the ones who wanted the homers.
Gaius has to take his necessary medication. A couple more shots. god "Damn Yankees" give me no solace at all! (Watch out, you delinquent penciltucky farmer!)