...for a non english speaker, would that sound something like Seinfeld? (oops, i mean Elaine )
No, I don't sound like Elaine. While the actress who plays Elaine is of Jewish descent, the character of Elaine is a shiksa -- with shiksappeal.
I've been told I sound like the character Gracie Hart in the movie Miss Congeniality: "I'm sorry. I had a bite of my bagel and I forgot to pray. Dear Jesus, please forgive me... ...for not praying before I had a bite of my bagel and schmeer. Thank you very much. Amen."
-- Nephele
My Bride had to tell me what a 'shiksa' is: A non-Jewish female.
In NYC you'd better know what a 'schmeer' is: Cream cheese on a bagel (with lox, of course).
'Schmata', a rag; a$10,000 dress that a Jewish American Princess (JAP) hasn't returned to Sak's Fifth Avenue.
To really go . If you ever get the chance to go to a Jewish wake, do so to the exclusion of all else. They put out a spread that is a joy to the palate.