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  1. Gaius Octavius
    "The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown With the God Consul's behavior in this thread I think I'm safe... Don't you have more IMPORTANT things to do? Do you want me to dig up dirt on you? You too Doc, watch your step!
  2. Gaius Octavius
    Oh, yeah, wiseguys? I have the WRITTEN CONFESSION! There! It will stand up in any Court against a suit of 'slander'. Cicero, Cato, and Caesar couldn't get him (and the rest of you slanderers) out of this muck! He thinks that he is in Rhaetia and Rhodesia - at the same time! Retract your blasphemy, or I'll have the whole lot of you up before the praetor!
  3. Gaius Octavius
    Nice! Wish we had one here in NYC. Her is their site: http://www.novaroma.org/nr/Main_Page
  4. Gaius Octavius
    How about his brother, whatzhizname?
  5. Gaius Octavius
    KINKY!
  6. Gaius Octavius
    I knew it! I knew it! You're all cheating! It's a conspiracy to make an honest person, such as myself, look bad!
  7. Gaius Octavius
    Pertinax has admitted all! The rest of those Rhaetians have been trying to cover up this scandal! That is certainly because he has been feeding them weeds to smoke, and exotic liquors to inhale. He has admitted to being a Lt. Col. in the Rhaetian Army! He is wandering naked through the Alps, yodeling, and herding moose to get at their milk to make his favourite cheese! It's so cold there, that he has taken to burning unbelievers, witches, and heretics! He is making candles from the residual fat! Most important of all, he has put a poxxe on me!
  8. Gaius Octavius
    Yeah, yeah, Klingon!
  9. Gaius Octavius
    Oh, talk about sects and be done with it!
  10. Gaius Octavius
    Septimius Severus?
  11. Gaius Octavius
    Oct. 17, here in America! You beat me to it! La Mia Donna Sophia: Happy Birthday It's your birthday! Run around, jump around, hop around the table. Fingers in the icing, Blow out the candles. Happy Birthday, It's your Birthday!
  12. Gaius Octavius
    Tattletale, it couldn't have been said better. Everytime I ask who would have been better, none reply. Just twaddle for the sake of twaddle!
  13. Gaius Octavius
    Oh, yeah, sure man, like man, (Kali4kneeya twaddle), you have to worry about guys! IRIS - Imperial Roman Intelligence Service - has been keeping an eye on you. You hook them with football!
  14. Gaius Octavius
    I. Stop taking them to jernts. II. Fill them with champagne. III. Talk about Messalina. IV. Lie a lot; promise them a trip to Rome. That works, believe me.
  15. Gaius Octavius
    Your turn! Crap I've done this so many times already. Give me until tomorrow I might have an idea. It will take you that long to get an idea?
  16. Gaius Octavius
    He's from Rhaetia. Probably inhaling the fumes of a Perfect Patented Pertimaxus. Don't need no help from a Rhaetian in re The beautiful Young Lady of Noble Birth.
  17. Gaius Octavius
    *Nephele picks up her distaff, regards Pertinax with narrowed eyes, and contemplates where to put the distaff...* -- Nephele It's of no gravity. He's from Rhaetia, you know.
  18. Gaius Octavius
    You'll have to pardon him. He's from Rhaetia you know.
  19. Gaius Octavius
    If you whack the kid, you have to deal with mommy's schiester. If you don't pass the kid, you not only deal with the schiester; you have to look for a new job. If some sort of signal is used to disable these things, the teacher won't be able to use her phone to call the cops when some thug whips out the Uzi that he has gotten passed the alleged 'security guard'.
  20. Gaius Octavius
    Big A., I know that the Carthaginians sailed down the coast; what I am asking is, did the Romans?
  21. Gaius Octavius
    Of course there is interest! How else will we know if you woemans aren't taking over the place? You might get better results if you do the 'Patricii' count.
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  23. Gaius Octavius
    C., old boy, somehow, some wise, with whatever resources at hand, Augustus accomplished what no one else could or did, and the world was better off. Who was the man who should have ruled Rome?
  24. Gaius Octavius
    Radio said between 120 - 140 feet long. Haven't found the limbs yet.
  25. Gaius Octavius
    Take a look at: http://www.unrv.com/forum/index.php?automo...;blogid=32&
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