Gaius Octavius

Fear not, most excellent Moonlapse, said verbal transgressions are being transacted yet at "Grrrrr". :2guns: There, my most humble self is challenged by two, one of whom has 'Greeked' me with most well earned compliments. :notworthy: Do not hasten to flog yourself. A more humane penance, such as abstention from firewater, is in order. My well known clemency forgives the scare you put into me! :wub: A "certain party's" name is Melchett, stb mud. Edmund, Major Black Adder

Nice try? Poecilometes= Full of Various Wiles Mechaniotes= Trickster, Contriver Polytropus= Shifty, Many-Turning Poneomenus= Busy One Pheletes= Thief, Robber, Rustler Dolius= Of Crafts All meant in the most flattering possible way but would gladly replace it all quite simply with D

Here we goes: Poecilometes= high hair? Mechaniotes= machine? Polytropus=wily? Poneomenus=monthly? Pheletes=cork? Dolius=pain? If I am nearly correct, something tells me that I should not string it all together.

ferret like, I'll warrant, in sinuosity and epistemelogical cunning. Beshrew you sir, your warrant is herewith lapidated.

Good, My Lrod Mlecehtt: Now is the tmie for yuor brilliant wtis to frie on all cydinlers. Raed tihs: The qicuk bowrn fox capred oevr all the lzay dgos. Bob's yuor ucnle.

And to think that I have always held that you are a nice lad. Please await my pleasure.

My Good Lord Melchett: :wub: Whilst awaiting my rejoinder, cogitate upon this: Three dots after Hmm...(sic). Cunning? Nay sir! Brilliant! :1eye: The ontological excrescence of your crossout did not escape my attention. In the meantime, it is my sanguine desire that you do not etiolate. Your servant, sir, :notworthy: Black Adder

Neither he, nor the Bishop's catamite :fish: Nice 'youtube'. Your Nemesis Black Adder :2guns: P.S. What did you think of Gaius' "New Product"? Don't keep me on needles and pins. Would you like to buy stock in the new company?

Sarsassparella? Whiskey! Whiskey! You won't feel anything and can use it to keep your wounds clean. And the sheets.

If the U.S. kicked all the wetbacks out of the country, the economy would collapse. Restaurants would belly up. Who would wash the dishes; clean offices and pick the veggies? Who'd be the next stock of cannon fodder? :sniper:

My problem with UFO's and aliens is that they visit Earth from the other side of the Moon, Mars or some planet light years away, traveling all this distance in a magical machine, and never land close to NYC, London or Rome. They always seem to abduct some witless clod ; conduct medical experiments on them ; have sex with them and then cut them loose. The aliens build pyramids, make crop circles and draw lines in the desert. Yet, they never seem to set up a colony after all their trouble. But then I could be wrong for the second time in my life. Look at who are running the show in Washington! :stupid:

Dear Friends: Little Sen. ricky santorum, that mendacious murine mountebank, has announced that WMD's have been found in Eyewreck. A miracle is delivered unto us (once again)! ann couter, that sallow, scoriaceous, sulphovinic, specious specimen, feels that if Rep.Murtha was fragged now, he will have earned one of his two Purple Hearts. I'd give her one for that condyloid face. hiraldo the hirsute, has vomited that he has seen more 'action' than John Kerry did! Yeah! He got punched around on one of his TV shows. It was a Liberal before fox gave It a salary. Went packing in Afganistan, just in case osama strolled by. Now, It would have shown osama how to run. Moonlapse scared the carp out of me! Then he relented! :wub: A mocking bird is serenading us. Now, that's a pleasure. Domina Claudia put together a melange of chicken, veggies and rice with the balance of Pantagathus' chimineychurra. Pretty d_mn_d tasty. The pre-hominoid Dept. of Environmental Protection beings eschewed playing with the water valves today. Didn't have to use alcohol to cleanse the countenance. flush rimflour, the pill popping, pot smoking, draft dodging, serial polygynist, will turn himself in to the magistrates for drug posession. Obfuscation and prevarication are his forte. Share in my joy, Major Black Adder

O.K., I give up! What am I now; a Greek tragedy?

You might find this site entertaining if not intellectually stimulating. BBC Radio

If you would like to keep up to date with UFO's and other arcana, tune into "Coast to Coast" with George Norry on the ABC radio stations at 1:00AM.

You might like to click on this site. I promised NOT to give Pertinax credit for this, so please don't tell him that I lied. -_- Culinary Cafe The proper Roman wines to use with each item will be gladly supplied.

The 'culinary cafe' site is pretty good. I am going to post it on the 'Wine, etc." thread and take credit for it. The 'youtube' site gves me a significantly better understanding of yourself. As a Doctor of Metaphysics, I prescribe a long rest in the ark. (Misspelled 'dark' but 'ark' will serve as well.) Pics, as usual are great. Will pass on to Domina Claudia.

"And in Genoa, tis the fashion :fish: to stand upon a box, pin a frog to your lapel and say "wibble"" HELP!

Could it be that our new found enemies are paying attention to facts and not reading "How Billy B_ff_d His Goat"?

I think that the 'lion' they are speaking of is called a puma on this side of the pond. Heard that one or more is loose in southern England. Dines on sheep.

It's synonyms are not as 'PG' Would this be similar to "dipstick" ie: a person of limited intelligence and lacking life skills whose only useful role would be as an inanimate object for the calibration of a oil level in a motor vehicle engine? "ie"?, negative! 'i.e.' 'i.e.' Id Est, get it? "a oil level"?, negative, once again! An oil level. 'an oil level', get it? Tounge!, indeed! brain/hand/ eye co-ordination sadly lacking after a day of ministering to the sick, needy and witless. Don't even let it enter your alleged brain that I missed that little beauty.

O, Iupiter, why me? The whole world is out to get me! The "later portion o the digestive system"? Hah?

It's synonyms are not as 'PG' Would this be similar to "dipstick" ie: a person of limited intelligence and lacking life skills whose only useful role would be as an inanimate object for the calibration of a oil level in a motor vehicle engine? "ie"?, negative! 'i.e.' 'i.e.' Id Est, get it? "a oil level"?, negative, once again! An oil level. 'an oil level', get it? Tounge!, indeed!

It's synonyms are not as 'PG' Hah? Now what? Would all y'all kindly remember that my days are numbered, please.