My Lord (and I don't mean you, Pertinax!), why hast Thou forsaken me?
Cursed, I tell you (once again). Kursed!
Is there no balm in Gilead?
Er yes actually
http://www.botanical.com/botanical/mgmh/b/balofg05.html
from the same family as Myrrh -oh dear I realise that saying Myrrh could spark a "Life of Brian" riot.
My Lord, We thank you, once again. Aside from its medicinal uses, I shall add it to my lexicon of 'Curses, Insults and Aspersions'.
And for this deed, thou shalt be rewarded!