I think that all these Greeks, Druids, etc., are a bunch of wackos looking for a bit of attention. This lot should take up knitting or something more eclectic in their spare time. Personally, I am into the Vampire bit. [ N.N., I hope that you know that I am playing Devil's Advocate. (Pardon the Papist term.)]
Now, Scientology, that is the real thingy. Didn't L. Ron Hubbard write his book as a joke? And then it took off?
Don't womens worship @ Tom Cruise's altars this very day?
Pass the plate and empty your purses!