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Look, he still puts my mail in the correct slot for me. I'm not going to upset him
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There's been a trend in recent years toward 're-enactment' documentaries. It isn't enough to simply tell us what went on, and show us maps, film clips, music, sounds, and the odd talking head, but now you have to get people doing these things to see what it's like. My own feeling is that you're going to fail, because the only people who know what it's like are the ones who went through the experience for the cameras, and then we only see the edited highlights. There was one where a bunch of pilots were trained to fly a spitfire. The chief flying instructor at the club where I used to fly once met a spitfire owner when he dropped in to refuel. "Why not take her up?" He was told. Some people have all the luck. That said, modern regulations would prohibit me from flying an old warbird until I'd been suitably trained. Flying is none too cheap in Britain and these sixty or seventy year old warbirds are very expensive toys, never mind the purchase costs. You might expect to fork out two to three thousand pounds an hour. That's around twenty times what it cost me to fly. I must admit to a certain envy there, but the whole attitude was very modern day, with none of the 1940's demeanour from the officers. Everything was done in a sort of chummy, personal manner, without any air of authority at all. As living history it just didn't convince. Last night they did World War One, getting two expert pilots to fly old wood and canvas planes to 'see how it was'. Having a young woman as a talking head was very politically correct, and at least she'd read up on the subject, but she seemed a bit incongruous talking about what was an all-male arena in a chivalrous but chauvanistic era. You couldn't help but feel that she wasn't as worldly wise as the program needed her to be. Standing beside the memorial of Albert Ball in the middle of a french field was a very touching gesture yet one she didn't have the gravitas to carry off. Noticeably the expert pilots were flying these old aeroplanes in a very sedate manner. It isn't that they can't fly - they were once members of the Red Arrows aerobatic team and still fly formation displays - but hearing about Werner Voss avoiding six british fighters and very nearly getting away from them, clearly they were being very restrained. I've flown Cessna's more ethusiastically than that. Okay, they had good reason. These were valuable airframes that were other peoples property. But does that mean you got a feel for how it was? As documentaries go, it wasn't a success. Meanwhile, Back At The Library I knew something odd was going on the moment I entered the library this morning. Where did all these people come from? There's some sort of society meet going on and crowds of pensioners are milling around in conversation with each other. Keep the noise down, please!
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I caught up with a program about Atlantis the other night. Finding this program on television was a suprise and something of a coincidence. I'd recently spotted a book on our library shelves that was on the same subject. The book, unsuprisingly, delved into every myth and urban legend ever associated with our famous lost city. Some people actually believe all this stuff. A while back I noticed a chap looking at a book on the secrets of the pyramids and since he had all the appearances of studious intelligence, I made an unwelcome comment about whether reading books like that was really the right thing to do. He of course did believe what was written in it, and we had a long debate about various myths and realities. It all got a bit metaphysical and I'm not sure who won the argument. I think the problem was that neither of us had any pictures of landscape, dramatic re-enactments, or detailed graphics to prove our point. Which brings us neatly to the television program I saw, which included all these things as the female presenter trotted around various places pointing out all the connections that everyone else has been pointing out for the last hundred years, except she's prettier than most Atlantis seekers and had access to a film crew, not to mention some restricted areas. Despite my misgivings I was pleased to see that she more or less said the same things I've been bleating on about for years, if not quite a century. Great minds think alike, as they say. Hang on a minute.... Flies Another blistering hot day to come. It's mid morning and already the air is getting sweaty in the library, the air conditioning intruding upon orur silent internet browsing with an insistent rush, something like a well behaved vacuum cleaner. My thoughts are less on my job search, which I'm pleased to say I've added to today, having sent one application for an impossibly restricted vacancy, receipt of a rejection email, and finally having my forgotten password details forwarded by a company that tells everyone how it believes in customer service. No, instead my mind is wandering and considering what to do with this wonderful weather. I can see the hazy sunshine out of the window. It's very appealing. As always seems to happen in summer, an open window at home attracts a small swarm of flies. They congregate in the living room and re-enact the aerial battles over the trenches of WW1 in miniature. Luckily my carpet isn't covered with mud, barbed wire, and dead bodies. Funny thing is though - When I close the window, the flies vanish. Disappear completely. I sense an episode of Doctor Who coming on. Of course the relentless media machine behind the new series continues. Recently I saw that actress Karen Gillan, who plays red head assistant Amy Pond, is voted the best Dr Who assistant of all time, by the program advertisers naturally. Would it be possible to make up my own mind, please? Well, she can act I suppose, but somehow she just doesn't engage my attention. But, as the saying goes, she got the part, so no flies on her. Lost City Atlantis is a funny thing. Plato wrote a story and everyone since has believed the whole thing was real. Certainly it was based on real world events in centuruies gone by, but adapted, enlarged, and grossly exaggerated. Rather like our new series Doctor Who. I wonder if in future archaeologists will be coaming through ancient records of the twenty first century trying to find real evidence of Swindon? Perhaps holo-books will be created on the subject, telling that space aliens founded a colony here. Children sat open mouthed in front of their virtual teacher as the imagery of a powerful railway civilisation conquering the known South West is created by artists. Swindon has long had ambitions to become an offical city. Civic pride I imagine, no doubt fuelled by under-the-table deals. A part of me thinks, like Atlantis, that finding the real city will never satisfy those who want the status. I think Swindon should be allowed to remain a legend. A myth, a forgotten place of unfashionable mediocrity and rainy streets. Why? Because I don't think anyone will take the place seriously, no matter what you call it.
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I hate the internet. It all looks colourful, quick, and easy. But no matter how much I try, there's never a version of the interesting looking pages in english, the downloads get filtered out by web security, the online application system sends you round in circles, and the company that requires you to log on doesn't send you the password reminder. That about sums up the day so far. I've wasted tons of time trying to get this to work. Now I've got ten minutes to write todays blog entry. Okay. I'm up for a challenge. Bump In The Night I think my neighbour is getting fed up with my long nights over a hot PC. It isn't that I deliberately make noise but it just isn't possible to be completely quiet, and the edwardian floorboards are creaking like an old galleon every time I move. So early this morning he was banging draws and doors. Okay, okay, I get the hint. Maybe if I put a spot of oil on the floorboards they'll stop creaking? A part of me so wants to try that. Annoying People There's a guy in the next cubicle who keeps making heavy breathing noises, rather like someone who's personal life is entirely devoted to photographs of naked women in anatomically impossible poses. Glancing across the website he's browsing seems inoccuous. There he goes again. Wheeze. Now on the other side is a guy who fidgets. He just can't keep still. Always coughing, gesturing, clearing his throat, and now he's testing the contours of his balding head. Sorry mate, but the brain isn't getting any bigger. More Rubbish More rubbish has filled the alleyway beside the houses where I live. Where is all this stuff coming from? Mattresses, clothing, bottles, all sorts of stuff. I notice some of the clothes look vaguely asian in style. So let me take this opportunity to point out to our immigrants that we have bins in this country to put rubbish in. I know the council and their recycling is a pain in the butt, and that you have to sort your own rubbish into fifteen different plastic bins these days, but please try. Gun Law I was reading on another forum about one chaps uncle, who apparently owns live .50cal machine guns. It all sounds dubious to me. Automatic weapons have been banned from public ownership in Britain since 1937. If you look at the legislation, it's been rising exponentially ever since, and these days toy guns are illegal to sell if they're anything other than cheap lurid yellow plastic. Following yesterdays alarming and tragic shooting incidents in Cumbria, clearly the next step is to ban shotguns too. I suppose there's a case for that. If you don't have a gun, you can't shoot someone. And it would prevent those idiots I passed in the countryside last year from posing and looking macho with shotguns draped all over them. But then - if all these pistols and rifles are illegal - How come people still own them? More Gun Law Israel has done it again. After my comments about Al Q'aedas recent loss I've no doubt serious islamic revolutionaries are howling for my blood and demanding to know why I'm not speaking out against Israel for its heavy handed approach to national security. Well... Perhaps if you didn't keep threatening them, they wouldn't be so bullish. other than that I just don't care, because if I don't get a job soon, the government will shoot me for being a drain on their financial resources. On the Bright Side The weather is nice. And I still Have... Woah! Two mintes left. Just enough time to press submit. Job well done.
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Mankind is a clever species. These days we can talk to someone on the other side of the globe. We can, in theory, arrive at any point of the worlds surface within 48 hours comfortably. Some human beings have been to the dark and crushing depths of the oceans. Others have skipped across the dusty surface of the moon. With all these wondrous inventions and achievements, why is it we cannot design doors that work? My love/hate relationship with doors is nothing new. Time and again I've pulled instead of pushed, pushed instead of pulled, and on at least two occaisions pulled the darn thing off its hinges by accident. But automatic doors are even worse. I truly believe that autiomatic doors are designed to frustrate the general public. So when it's time to leave the library and go home, what happens? The door sulks. It just stays immobile. No... Hang on... yes, it is moving, ever so slowly. With my recent post about the nature of time, I start to wonder if I haven't encountered a space-time anomaly. Where's Captain Picard when you need him? He never had trouble with doors. And if he did, he had only to ask his engineers to sort it. Wait... Wait... A gap slowly forms and I try to exit by stepping sideways through it. You might think I was tempting fate. You are correct. The door suddenly stuck solid and I bumped into it looking like the helpless victim of mechanical gremlins that I am. This is one door, above all others, that deserves to be pulled off its hinges. But the security guard is watching me struggle with the door. I wonder if he knows what I'm thinking? How did he know I was going to collide with the only architectural feature in the building with a bad attitude? No, that's it, I'm going to make a complaint. Sorry, Librarian, but that door is rubbish. I want it fixed. "Oh. I see. If you have a complaint Sir, please fill in this form" She said. Okeedokee. I'll just sit here and... "Sorry Sir, but that seat is for new library members." Needless to say, there weren't any. Perhaps she can tell the future? More Proof Of Psychic Powers? Now here's a strange thing. Walking along the front of the old college site I pass a number of bushes growing between the delapidated brick wall and the white-painted plywood fence put up behind it to keep out beggars and druggies. With all the good weather, you can imagine how well these bushes and young trees have grown over the last two years. One small branch in particular is so virile that that it droops under its own weight and makes an annoying obstruction on the footpath. No, that's it, the next time I pass it, that branch is being broken off. Too late. Someone has sensed my annoyance and done it for me. Earlier today. How about that? All I have to do is think about things and it happens. Now let's see if I can negotiate that door safely by the power of my mind...
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Mercenaries who turn on Rome
caldrail replied to caesar novus's topic in Gloria Exercitus - 'Glory of the Army'
Because he had talent to begin with. Some people do. That's one reason why the Romans considered his sentence a very apt way to pay for his crimes. There's no record of any appearances made in the arena at all, and at the time, gladiators were treated very harshly. His escape was one major reason for changes made in gladiatorial combat leading to the classic genre. I doubt many people people volunteered back then, and in any case, the 'famous celebrity' gladiator was a thing of the future. Trained as a 'thracian'? He was a thracian, by birth, and that's where the confusion starts. I don't think the stories describe him as a specialist in any style although it's entirely possible his owner decided that was a suitable class for him. Going back to the point of the thread, what about Anicetus? He was a freed slave who rose to command the fleet of Pontus when that kingdom became a Roman province. He remained in charge of the fleet under Roman command. When Nero died, Anicetus sided with Vitellus, and so became a pirate until local tribesmen handed him over to the Romans and executed. -
There is a sort of innocence about that piece, isn't there? Like we're all shy teenagers agonising over silly details like fashion, pimples, and whether our dream partner will actually respond to our timid approaches. Funny thing is, at my age I long since ceased being worried about it. Hello pretty young woman. Doing anything today? No? What about sex at my place?... Oh, I see. Oh well, at least I tried
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Alarm Bells And Alarming Possibilities
caldrail commented on caldrail's blog entry in caldrail's Blog
That's just it. The cosmos contains no record of what happens. The quantum state of the universe exists for only that single individua frame and then it's gone, changed, another quantum state. It literally is impossible to travel in time because there isn't any. Nobody is certain how many dimensions exist, just that attempts to reconcile physics into one unified law strongly suggest that there are. We can only perceive three. We are aware of the change in the universes quantum state, which we describe as 'time'. Some believe the other dimensions were split off from ours by the Big Bang, others that the unseen dimensions are curled up tight and too small to be perceived. Perhaps the only 'real' and empirical evidence for multiple dimensions, or indeed, parallel universes, is gravity, which is weaker than the other forces in physics by a huge order of magnitude and shows every sign of leaking through from outside our own continuum. It is fortuitous, because if gravity were any stronger, we wouldn't be here. -
I have now finished my six months with New Deal, which means I get a new claims advisor, so at last I don't have to suffer that loathsome woman. She tried today to put a vacancy under my nose that I'd already discussed and decided was untenable. When I mentioned we'd already discussed that one, there was a flash of anger across her face. She very nearly went into another display of bovine outrage. Another thing is that recently I applied for a job being handled by a recruitment agency. I really do dislike agencies. Quite apart from the fact they operate as slave-traders to all intents and purposes, they also come across as untrustworthy and very definitely partisan about how they go about their business. That said, nothing ventured, nothing gained, so I answered the phone message left by one of their team this morning. No matter how much I tried, all I got was a 'diverted call' message. Doesn't he want to talk to me, then? Oh well, their office isn't far away, I'll drop in and sort something out. I should mention at this point that the weather today is wet. It's been a while since we've had more than light drizzle, and a uniformly sombre grey sky is delivering its load of rain without interruption. Looking out the window I see the usual collection of umbrellas and soaked hoodies. The reason I mention this is that I didn't turn up dressed neat and tidy. There were two people in the office, both of afro-carribbean extraction. Near the front was a sharp dressed man, shaven haired, spotlessly clean, and clearly not noticing my presence at all. I see. You will hear it said that we judge by first appearances. There are those who judge entirely on appearances. Because I wasn't dressed in a similar manner to him, I was, in his eyes, worthless and fit to be ignored. For an employment agency that relies on people coming through the door for business, you have to wonder at his attitude, but then it's a sign of the times. With so many people unemployed or seeking better jobs, they really can pick and choose. Eventually the pretty and charming young lady sat right at the back of the office could stand the strain no longer. She bounded to the front and asked if she could help. Thank you. However, it seems the phone call I received was dubious. She told me that no-one of that name worked there. "We're mostly women here." She added. Well, I said, glancing at Sharp Dressed Man, it seems he's been put in his place. Bang, You're Dead According to the news, a CIA pilotless drone has killed a senior member of Al Q'aeda. Third in command no less. As the saying goes, you live by the sword, you die by the sword. Back in the days of the Cold War, it was common urban legend that the CIA went around assassinating people, a story no doubt fuelled by paranoia, anti-americanism, and no shortage of spy thrillers in print or the big screen. For once, I'm glad they have. Sadly it probably doesn't make the world a safer place. The job will soon go to another zealot. But at least you can't help feeling that justice has been done in some way.
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Mercenaries who turn on Rome
caldrail replied to caesar novus's topic in Gloria Exercitus - 'Glory of the Army'
So was Spartacus, if the story is correct. He joined the auxillaries and deserted to become a bandit and thus condemned to the gladiator school when captured. I should point oput that Spartacus is famous for being a rebel, not a gladiator. He was never trained for professional fights (being a condemned criminal) but was due to take part in a spectacular in or near Capua shortly before he and his fellow conspirators organised their breakout. -
It's no good. I'm going to have to wash myself. I cannot tell you how much I'm dreading this experience. Please don't misunderstand. I have absolutely no desire to go about smelling of body odour whatsoever, but without hot water, all I have is a bucket of cold water in the bath which I very cleverly allowed to stand for a few hours in order for it to achieve room temperature. When I was young, I remember the fun I had washing mysef in such a manner during my camping expeditions. With all of us going through our own communal hell, it was a jolly wheeze. Now that I'm dangerously close to being a wheezing old gent, this isn't jolly in any way whatsoever. It comes as a shock to discover exactly how uncomfortable room temperature really is. Rub myself down with a damp sponge... Whip up a lather with soap... So far this is just about bearable... Right, now to sponge off the soap and dirt I've accumulated since giving up my life of luxury... As I rub the sponge on the back of my neck and shoulders the water runs down my back in cold rivulets... Ah.. Ah.. Ah.. Not nice. Don't like that. You know, I think this is what it's like being poor. I so want to be rich and famous right now. Covered in Oil "BP have failed" Announced my father. As he's a relatively uncommunicative person, such a statement was beyond my experience and it took a while for the sound to register on my perceptions. Such a long while that he repeated his observation. Usually I would make some clever or erudite reply and bring the conversation to an end before it becomes a socially awkward monent, but considering the scale of the impending disaster facing Louisiana, I was lost for words. I know Louisiana is a place far far away, a corner of the world I've never been to and if my gas bill continues to rise, never will, but there's a sense of grim resignation about it all. You know there's going to birds struggling to stand up, coated in thick sludge on a blackened sandy beach, no matter how hard they work to prevent this fate. I do actually hope those working to contain this disaster achieve something here. It would be tragic if attempts to avert the damage were abandoned or failed. Good luck chaps (and chapettes). Do yer best. All in all, I think my own cleaniness isn't such a big problem.
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What shall I do? I've finished my daily business at the library, had my lunch, and there's nothing worth watching on television for the next couple of hours. Aww what the heck, I'll take a walk around Lawns, a local 'open space', for a bit of fresh air. For a while I sat on the ornamental steps that mark the end of the formal grounds and overlook the low lying suburbs beyond the grassy meadow that sloped away from me. Maybe it isn't the most stiring view to be had in the area, but on a pleasant day it's good enough. So I sat there with my mind wandering, watching the trees bend in the light breeze that carried the scattered clouds on their way. My reverie was disturbed by the sound of an aero-engine. Way off in the distance, somewhere just beyond the southeastern edge of Swindon, a light aeroplane was performing aerobatics. I could hear the engine rising in tone as the plane gathered speed in a shallow dive. There he goes, up and over in a loop. It's been a long time since I've sat in an aeroplane doing that. My thoughts drifted away to thiose heady and fearful days of 1940. I know, but it's something that strikes very deep in the heart of the English psyche. For a while I imagined squadrons of fighters and bombers crossing the sky in front of me, a collective rumble of pistons and propellors on their way to do battle with an implacable enemy. There was actually plenty of activity in the area duringt WW2. Vickers had a factory way off to my left. There was an operational maintenance unit way off to my right, turning newly built aircraft into military weapons. An operational airfield to the north, and a training airfield to the south. None retain their former purpose, most having been returned to agricultural land. There he goes again, gaining speed in a shallow dive, his engine rising in tone enthusiastically. Think I'll sit here a while and enjoy the show. We're Here To Help The gas company guy answering the telephone went from disinterested boredom to a sudden fright. At the threat of my demand to curtail the service, he went to some length to persuade me not to do that. "We're here to help" He assured me. Oh? Really? Something tells me his interest is about quotas, targets, and my payments. She Said Hello? The Malignant Pixie said hello to me yesterday morning. I passed her at the bottom of the hill, and to be honest, I didn't realise she was there. Good grief, that's the friendliest she's been toward me ever..
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Not true at all. People were no less intelligent during the middle ages than they were before or afterward. It is true however that the dominance of christianity was not conducive to intellectual pursuit. A religion that demands conformity and faith does not want its literature or methods questioned, especially with so much money and political influence at stake. Nonetheless, advances were made during the middle ages. We see the likes of Thomas Aquinas pursuing philoosphy. We see colleges and universities created in european towns, often with royal support. Agriculture began to develop from the ruin of the dark ages (albeit with a few disasters along the way). Commercial activity restored itself after the fall of the Roman Empire, and we see large scale enterprises forming a crude analogy of modern multi-national corporations. We also see monasteries making the first steps toward industrialisation. Literature is no less represented. It's thanks to medieval writers and copyists that we know as much as we do today about the Romans, and whilst its easy to sneer, don't underestimate the market for fiction in the middle ages. Arthurian romance is nothing new. The medieval equivalent of paperback novels were on sale seven hundred years ago, and the creative impulse to write them ever present. Lets be frank about the renaissance. There was no instant change of heart. People like Leonardo Da Vinci are exceptional, but despite his enormous intellect, he achieved very little other than muse about the possibilities, nor did his ideas have any significant impact on science or technological development afterward, which instead went hand in hand with the ability of industry to supply the hardware needed for these developments. The renaissance had less to do with intellectual growth, but rather the beginning of emancipation of christians from a form of intellectual and emotional slavery. What you'll find is that there are always those in society who want in some way to bend you to their will. I know that sounds vaguely communist, but that's how human beings are. Intellectual thought survives because historically there was no way to prevent people from thinking, and in cases where a regime destroys the evidence of such thought, then the adherents to philiosphy and science merely go underground. That again, is normal human behaviour. There are more modern examples of this.
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The gas bill arrived this morning. For the first time since I moved in nearly eight years ago, I've made a loss on that particular service. Worse still, the supply company have automatically doubled my payments. I can't afford to pay that much. My benefits don't cover domestic bills. It seems a bit odd in a way but all I get is Jobseekers Allowance plus Housing Benefit, and I have to pay for everything out of those two sources, which has never left me with a huge profit but now energy prices are being hiked up, I'm losing what little profit I once made. Some people think I live the life of Reilly. I imagine they enjoy a social life. Holidays abroad twice a year. I can't afford those. It's true I own this or that, but then, for the most part those belongings were my property before I became unemployed, and any major purchase since has come out of my savings, so I'm not exactly as well off as people imagine. Today I have to phone the gas company and ask them to terminate the service until further notice. It's a sad reflection of the times but I'll just have to do without hot water for now. On The Bright Side "I'd like to leave a message for Lord Caldrail" Said the recording played out over my mobile phones answering service. You know what? That's the first time in nearly six months that anyone has adressed me in that polite manner.
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By coincidence I stumbled across something yesterday. Plutarch tells in his Life of Marius that Roman soldiers loved nothing more than a leader who eats the same food and shares in their labour. It's a very telling statement. Even in Roman times, when society was strictly layered with sometimes harsh punishments for those who transgress the rules of privilege, there is a sense of inequality in the lower classes. You might argue there was bound to be. The lower classes were rubbing shoulders with people considerably wealthier than they were. Despite the overall acceptance of the status quo, some may have looked enviously at the rich and asked themselves why it was they were denied such comforts. In our case study above, Blaesus is mentioned as having household slaves and even gladiators as personal guards. Rufus is described as using a carriage for mobility. So we could in fact add another motive... Envy.
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As so often happens, a young asian lad sat at the next library computer began chattering on his mobile phone in a montone barrage of meaningless syllables. He just didn't draw breath. He didn't notice my cold disapproving stare. Coughs did not attract his attention. So eventually a 'Hey!' roused him from his hypnotic mantra. He nodded, and after another minute or so of constant chat, finally hung up the call. At last! He came back five minutes later and started his phone call all over again. Today as I begin to log on to a computer, some bloke behind me loudly proclaims where he is and what he's doing over his phone, almost as if the world needs to know. He was pounced on. The librarian on duty came at him veritably spitting and snarling - "You cannot use mobile phones on this floor!" He said with respectable finality. Obviously taking lessons from Dragon Lady. I shall have to watch my step. About Mobile Phones I never saw this, but the story was told to me some time ago. On a rail journey some businessman was making those annoying calls and getting up everyones noses. Eventually his bladder could take no more, and as he needed to visit the toilet desperately, he rather foolishly asked another passenger to watch his belongings for him. Once out of sight, the passenger grabbed the mans phone left on the seat and threw it out the window. When the businessman came back, he bagan searching for the missing device and asked whether the passenger had seen it... Erm... Nope. A part of me wants to do that in the library. Sorry mate, but no mobile phones allowed.... There you go... It's out there, on the pavement. Might need a repair. But then my own mobile phone never works properly either. Even when calls manage to stay connected, the battery brings an air of excitment as you never know if the wretched thing will give up halfway through your conversation. The salesmen insist a charged battery will last two or three weeks, but two or three days is more accurate, and the device is programmed to lose power in the midst of the most important phone calls. There I was, talking to an employer about getting a job for in excess of
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Yesterday afternoon I sat down to watch the news while I got on with other projects. It so happened I chose the moment when the space shuttle Atlantis returned to base for the last time. It was a majestic sight, watching this bulky and heavy 'aircraft' swoop down onto the Florida runway at three hundred miles and hour, a testament to the co-operation between crew and control, never mind the technical gizmos that enable this accuracy. Although the shuttle is going to be hangared and serviced, they don't plan to fly it ever again. With the tragic loss of two of the fleet, the rising cost of maintenance of an aging vessel, and the economic realities of our day, it's just too expensive to operate. I am genuinely saddened by this. I remember those heady days in the sixties when, as a child, we were all told to go into the school hall in front of one of those primitive black and white televisions mounted in a tall mobile cabinet, to watch men land on the moon for the first time. And we don't go there any more either. meanwhile, Back At The College What do I see in todays local newspaper? The government have made no secret of their plans to cut spending in order to tackle the mounting national debt, and that means the redevelopment of the old college site might have to be abandoned after all. It's expected the development agency will lose something like 7% of its budget anyway. That kind of makes me curious. How does this affect the plans to rebuild the canal through Swindon town center? Their money was going to come from the EU (which means us, in a roundabout way) and they once told me it wasn't going to cost the local community anything. I wonder if they'll find the cash? Stars of the Week I am due to become more outsppoken, according the stars in my local paper. The influence of Uranus will not be thwarted (no jokes please). My claims advisor will be so pleased. She loves putting people in their place.
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The chances of being freed by the editor of the games were actually not good. Succesful fighters were a source of profit for their owner, and whilst the crowd might cheer the editor for his act of generosity, the owner would have to be paid compensation for his loss. This does not apply to contract fighters. Such men (or women) volunteered to serve as a slave in the arena for a fixed term, usually five to seven years. Since the statistics we have available suggest the average life expectantancy for a gladiator was four years, it was more likely he would meet a sticky end than walk away. In terms of rebellion, it's also unlikely such people would become disobedient. They had after all volunteered for this life, either to earn money to pay off debt, or perhaps they simply wanted stardom - much like modern youths want to be rock stars today.
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In this sign you shall conquer
caldrail replied to Majorianus Invictus's topic in Templum Romae - Temple of Rome
The shape was in the clouds, presumably a gap through which the sun shone. At any rate, I'm not aware of any astronimical event. It makes little difference because Constantine wasn't exactly being honest. He needed a rallying call, a unifying factor, and used christianity for his own ends. It may well be he was talking out of his subligaria and no such vision was actually revealed, but then, soldiers were notoriously superstitious and easily manipulated. -
That's right, and it can't be stressed enough that professional bouts were different from the 'spectacles' staged to wow the audiences, in which we see the larger scale slaughters going on. One on one fights were indeed rigidly controlled and taken very seriously by all concerned. In some cases, gladiators were chained at the ankle to a large stone in the centre of the arena, possibly to another gladiator at the other end, in order to restrict the space they could move around in and add to the drama - one such stone is depicted on a mosiac in Britain and I believe one was actually unearthed not too long ago. I suspect lesser fighters were subject to this sort of match, and it might have been a bit hard to be disobedient while so constrained. Gladiators who spoke the same languages were seperated in the ludum, the training school, to avert any attempt at organising break outs, and even before the escape of Spartacus it's clear that weapons were only made available immediately prior to the event, the gladiators being left with wooden practice weapons for most purposes, yet even with that restriction some researchers have stated they believe up to a third of trainees, whether volunteers or condemned men, were either killed or invalided out before their first bout. Also, a newbie gladiator was often set against an experienced man. This veteran fighter was worth more, a source of profit for his owner, so in a sense the fight might be skewed in his favour both to keep this man alive to earn money, but also to please the crowd with another victory to his credit. I don't know if newbies were aware of this. It certainly didn't stop them volunteering. At the height of gladiatorial combat in the Pax Romana, it's believed perhaps half the men fighting were volunteers, the era of the pampered professional star fighter, a big change since the days of Spartacus when fighters were expendable slaves and little else, not to mentioned treated very brutally. Professional training as an athlete (as opposed to merely a fighter) was something that came more or less with the empire. There are stories of those being sent to fight who simply couldn't face going out on the sand. That shouldn't suprise us. Not everyone is a natural fighter. For these people, who did things like push their heads through the spokes of a moving wagon wheel and so break their necks, or the man who suffocated himself with a toilet sponge, their disobedience was a case of suicide rather than face combat with sharp swords. I don't think there were many cases of this, but I must add that men with spears were on hand to prod reluctant fighters back into the fray. I recall the scene in an african town, where Russel Crowes Maximus loses patience with his lot and demands to know whether the audience were entertained by his slaughter of his hapless foes, then throwing the sword at the editor of the games in disgust. A great fighter or not, any gladiator who behaved in such a fashion was going to find the Romans had plenty of nasty ways to entertain a crowd. That said, we don't read of gladiators behaving like that. Possibly because they didn't live long afterward. They took the business quite seriously, and a professional attitude is something our sources point at. I also note the games at which Caligula complained that the fight had been spectacularly bad and unimpressive. One man snatched a trident and slew his suprised opponents in quick order. He did this to please his emperor, the games editor, and strangely enough Calgula was disgusted at this action. He was after all the man who slew gladiators armed with practice swords at training sessions and danced about in victory.
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The stifling warm spell seems to run its course. Last night was a blessed relief from lying there gasping for breath, a definite cooler feel to the air, and this morning was actually quite chilly. At last... A chance to get some real sleep.... But no. For some reason every alarm in the neighbourhood was going off. The abanonded office across the road made its usuall insistent bleeping. Car alarms went off one after the other in the streets behind my home. A burglar alarm sounded into the small hours. What is going on? A mass invasion of teenage thieves? I just want to sleeeeepppp...... A Question of Time Here's something for the scientifically minded to ponder.... Our view of space time is effectively einsteinian. That is, we have three dimensions plus time, which Einstein recognised is linked to our mundane cosmos. Most people wouldn't go any further than that - it isn't a big real world issue. Now, most people would simply regard our three dimensions as all there is and that it's a simple rectilinear description of the volume of space we observe. There are theories that other dimensions exist, seperated from the ones we can perceive, and curled up so small they'd be invisible anyway. But our familiar three dimensions might not be so rectilinear. Einstien himself recognised that space-time is curved. A theory now describes the universe as 'crinkled'. In other words, although we see everything as sort of flat, it isn't, because light and other electromagnetic energies we use to observe the universe around us are simply following the curves, thus we don't see them. Now we consider dark matter. A strange, mysterious substance that cannot be detected yet accounts for a bulk of the theoretical mass of the universes contents. It should be there, but we can't find it. A theory describes dark matter not as some exotic form of 'stuff', but as the gravitic footprint of ordinary matter like stars and planets that to us appear very, very far away, but that because of the folds in space -time are actually quite close. Now consider time. Traditionally this is seen as a dimension of its own, like a river, or in some peoples imaginations, a container for all possibilities. Scientists are now coming around to the idea that time does not exist. There is only Now, this moment, flicking from one quantum state to the next at the rate of ten to the thirty four times a second. This means there is no past and no future, no co-existence of things happening in other time periods. So this means that time travel really is impossible. But wait a minute. We know space-time is curved, We know time runs at different rates according to velocity of the observer and the gravity well of whatever mass is close by. We think electromagnetism follows the curvature of the universe, and that gravity doesn't. What if then, if it were possible to do the same as gravity - to cut across folds in space? Certainly that would make science fiction come true in that you could travel huge distances instantly, but because of the relative variations in time rate, you would also be travelling back and forth in time, because everything is relative to the observer. Think about that the next time you see a blue 1960's police telephone box. Or not. Depending on how much time you have, how busy your social life is, or whether you give a monkeys
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For many people, the Roman legions remain the quintessential army. Well organised, disciplined, capable, and utterly remorseless. Whilst the legions did display these qualities from time to time, they were more often less than this popular image. Much can be said about the faults of their military regime. The corruption, brutality, larceny, indolence, and rebelliousness should always be born in mind when considering the performance of these men. To see the Roman legions in the same light as a modern western army is something of a misconception, and we should be wary of judging the Romans by our own standards. In particular it has been suggested that examining the rebelliousness of legions might prove an interesting article. At first glance it seems odd that a legion would rebel. They represented a strong society. As soldiers, they were given a relatively secure if risky career for regular pay, combined with better medical care for the common man than most civilians could expect. They might receive bonuses or gratuities, a plot of land on retirement, and they even contributed to a lump-sum pension scheme. The legion was a fraternity, a brotherhood in which the men would be made to feel part of, and to reinforce the bonds of loyalty soldiers were grouped into conterbernii (close friends), squads of eight men who lived, paraded, marched, camped, and fought together. Nonetheless, whilst all this was true, legions did mutiny. In most cases a rebellion is mentioned in passing by our sources. Time and again the Roman writers gloss over the causes of rebellion as if it were no suprise that these things were going on. Unlike today, where any deficiency in the circumstance and behaviour of an army unit is a front-page scandal, in Roman times it was front page news that the threat of civil disorder had been dealt with. Roman legions were not well behaved to begin with. That was the price the Romans paid for an army toughened and willing to fight on their behalf. There is however one legion mutiny that has been discussed in depth by our Roman sources. We begin our investigation at a summer camp commanded by Junius Blaesus in the province of Pannonia following the news that Augustus had died. So his troops could mourn their beloved emperor, Blaesus ordered that all duties were set aside. This was when insubordination and altercation began. Before long, easy living and idleness were all the troops wanted; The idea of work and discipline became distasteful. Annals (Tacitus) The speed with which discipline broke down is astonishing, but also very revealing of the legionaries character. These were men kept in place by brutality. For all their supposed professionalism, the reality was that it never matched what we expect of our modern soldiers. If the control was relaxed for a moment, the Roman soldiers invariably exploited it to a greater or lesser degree. For the troops in Pannonia had mutinied as soon as they learned of the death of Augustus, and coming together into one camp and strengthening it, they committed many rebellious acts. Among other things they attempted to kill their commander, Junius Blaesus, and arrested and tortured his slaves. Their demands were, in brief, that their term of service should be limited to sixteen years, that they should be paid a denarius per day, and that they should receive their prizes then and there in the camp; and they threatened, in case they did not obtain these demands, to cause the province to revolt and then to march upon Rome. Book 57, History of Rome (Cassius Dio) Dio gives us a typical description of such a rebellion. There's precious little detail or indeed any sympathy for the mutineers, and although we can read and understand what the rebellion is about, we don't know if the grievances were real or opportunistic. We don't know how the soldiers reall felt, what their real motivations were, or waht was actually happening to set them on this course. Tacitus on the other hand has no illusions as to the nature of a mutiny in the ranks. ...mutiny broke out in the regular army in Pannonia. There were no fresh motives for this, except that the change of emperors offered hopes of rioting with impunity and collecting the profits afforded by civil war... Annals - Tacitus As I searched through the Roman sources for mentions of mutinies, what comes across is the element of profit. Soldiers felt aggrieved because they were not receiving enough pay, booty, or reward for their service, which must be said was no small commitment. There is an unwritten agreement amongst soldiers that they're in it for the money. Even in republican times, when the soldiers swore allegiance to the senate and the people of Rome, their personal profit came before any feelings of patriotism. In fact, in a culture that was ruthlessly commercial and where status was based on wealth, our modern concept of patriotism is something of an anachronism. National loyalties exist but remain unimportant. What matters more is personal loyalty - to your friends, your commander, and your general. It should come as no suprise that a successful general in Roman times was one who ensured his troops were well rewarded for their efforts. To underline that, notice what happens in the siege of Jerusalem in AD 72. Once the troops finally break into the city, Titus allows his men to loot and pillage freely. Valuables are stolen by rampaging legionaries, and such was their spending spree afterward that the value of gold in Syria plummets. For all the supposed benefits of legionary life, the soldiers took every opportunity to enjoy themselves away from the camp. We may well assume from this that day to day life was not an overly interesting and rewarding experience. In most cases, the voices of the soldiers are silent in the Roman sources. We read from the perspective of learned men, often those of higher station or of relatively safe position. There is however a fascinating exception provided by Tacitus, who records what was apparently said by men involved in the Pannonian revolt. "Old men, mutilated by wounds, are serving their thirtieth or fortieth year. And even after your official discharge your service is not finished, for you stay on with the colours as a reserve, still under canvas - the same drudgery under another name! And if you manage to survive all these hazards, even then you are dragged off to a remote country and 'settled' in some waterlogged swamp or untilled mountainside. Truly the army is a harsh and unrewarding profession! Body and soul are reckoned at two and a half sesterces a day - and with this you have to find clothes, weapons, tents, and bribes for brutal company commanders if you want to avoid chores. Heaven knows, lashes and wounds are always with us!" From the speech of Percennius Annals (Tacitus) Tacitus describes Percennius as a former cheer-leader in a theatre. To us that may seem no more than a brief outline of a man with some experience of playing to the crowd. But actors were infama in Roman society, infamous, below the horizon socially. In this dry but barbed summary, he is dismissing Percennius as a man of low station and integrity. A worthless troublemaker. In fairness, Tacitus doesn't entirely place the blame with him. There was something more scandalous going on, and he records another speech made by a soldier in Pannonia which is a chilling insight as what was actually happening. But you can't give my brother back to me, or me to him! The army in Germany sent him to talk to you about our common interests, and the general had him murdered last night by the gladiators he keeps armed to butcher us soldiers. Answer, Blaesus - Where have you put his corpse? Even enemies don't refuse a grave. Later, when I have embraced his corpse and mourned my fill, you can tell them to murder me as well. But they musn't grudge us a burial. We are not dying because of any crime. We are dying because we worked for the armies good!" From the speech of Vibulenus Annals (Tacitus) Vibulenus is at first spared the quiet dismissal and seems to be a man with genuine grievance. Later, we read that it turns out the slaves of Junius Blaesus, questioned under torture as required for legal niceties in the Roman world, denied that a man had been murdered. Further, we learn that Vibulenus had no brother. Without independent verification it's impossible to determine whether Vibulenus was a liar or Tacitus was depicting the rebellion as an act of lawlessness alone. Clearly the plight of the average legionary was not an important consideration. In many cases of mutiny the first thing done was to send an officer to mediate and persuade the men to go back to work. Retribution against the troublemakers could wait. It was more important that the threat of civil war was averted. Such a task must have required courage to confront men who had already slain their commanders. "Why have you come, if you are not going to raise salaries, improve terms of service, or help us at all? Anyone, on the other hand, is allowed to murder and flog!" Anonymous dissent Annals (Tacitus) One slain centurion is mentioned by name. Lucilius, whose nickname was 'Give Me Another' after his habit of breaking vine staffs used to chastise his men. There can be no doubt that some soldiers took advantage of the breakdown in discipline to revenge their personal grievances against him. Although the centurionate was a class of career junior officers, responsible more than any other factor for the maintenance of order and standards within the legion, these were hard men, the dominant warriors of a pack, who dealt out swift punishment for infractions. Many were also corrupt, taking bribes from their men to avoid onerous duties. It might be construed that there was little sense of 'fairness' about legionary life. Rather it was simply who could grab whatever perks they could, a state affairs consistent with Roman society and yet curiously in opposition to the 'brotherhood' regime offically sanctioned in the military. The soldiers sense of justice wasn't always lethal. One senior military official, Aufidienus Rufus, was dragged from his carriage and made to walk ahead of a column with baggage piled on his back, repeatedly taunted and mocked about whether he liked the hard labour of a common soldier. On the other hand, mutineers require allies to survive. They had sent messengers to legions in Germany seeking to enlarge the rebellion, broken deserters and condemned murderers out of their cells, and even kept one officer from harm to act as a spokesman for their cause. Further, they require funds and supplies to ensure they remain fed. Local villages had already been looted by soldiers who were effectively out of control. In considering the account made by Tacitus we're left with something of a problem. It was always common practice for Roman writers to relate speeches in this way, and Dio especially is fond of recording such orations, yet it's a bit hard to understand how an address given in distant places, perhaps made before living memory, without offical record, could be accurately described at all. We are then left with a strong possibility that this is done for dramatic purpose. That doesn't mean the sentiments expressed are wrong, merely that the words are not those used by the men involved. The Mutiny In Easy Steps Listed below are the events of this rebellion in as close a chronological order as possible. 1 - News of Augustus's death and the accession of Tiberius reaches the summer camp of the legion of Quintus Junius Blaesus stationed in Pannonia. 2 - Junius Blaesus orders all normal duties suspended to allow his men to mourn or rejoice. 3 - Instances of insolence and insubordination begin 4 - Percennius recruits a cadre of rebels in secret 5 - Decision is made to merge units into one, but jealousy causes acrimony amongst conspirators. 6 - All military standards are placed together on a conspicuous turf mound, a symbol of rebellious unity. 7 - Blaesus discovers what is going on and demands his troops remain loyal to Rome, even if they wish to kill him. His persistence pays off and work on the platform ceases. 8 - Mutineers demand that Blaesus's own son, a senior officer in the legion, goes to Rome as a delegate to place their demands before the Emperor. Bad behaviour eases. 9 - Detachments away from camp for building bridges and roads hear of the mutiny and loot surrounding villages. Officers attempting to restrain them are jeered and beaten. 10 - Aufidienus Rufus, a senior officer who believed in strict old fashioned military values, is made to walk ahead of a column bearing excessive baggage. 11 - Arrival of the detachments back at camp. Bad behaviour resumes. Troops begin wider ranged looting and pillaging. 12 - Blaesus uses loyal soldiers to arrest the worst offenders to be flogged and confined as examples. Mutineers break open the cells and free them. 13 - Mutiny gains momentum. Vibulenus makes his speech. Gladiators and household slaves of Blaesus are taken captive by the mutiny. 14 - Many senior officers flee and their belongings looted. Centurion Lucilius 'Give Me Another' is murdered. 15 - Centurion Julius Clemens is kept from harm provided he speaks for the mutiny. There is some acrimony over this move. 16 - Tiberius hears the news of the mutiny and sends Drusus to deal with the situation as he sees fit. 17 - Drusus arrives at the camp to a turbulent reception and eventually manages to read out a letter from Tiberius, who gives consent for whatever demands are immediately possible. The mutiny is told all others must await the deliberation of the Senate. 18 - Clemens voices the demands. Drusus declares the Emperor and the Senate must have their say. Drusus withdraws with one of the legions officers, Gnaeus Cornelius Lentulus, who is stoned by the angered men until Drusus's main force arrives to prevent further disorder. 19 - The moon is observed to decline in a clear night sky. A bad omen and the mutineers morale suffers. 20 - Julius Clemens is co-opted by Drusus to persuade the mutiny to give up. Standards are returned to their normal place and 'a sense of obedience' returns. 21 The son of Blaesus is again sent to Rome. Drusus calls for an end to the mutiny. 22 - Percennius and Vibulenus are arrested and executed. 23 - Other ringleaders are gathered by former mutineers and turned over to prove their loyalty. 24 - Drusus returns to Rome satisfied the mutiny has ended. How typical was the mutiny in Pannonia? That's difficult to tell. Another rebellion in Germany of a larger scale and threat clearly had the intention of persuading Germanicus to become emperor. But then Germanicus passed on to the mutiny. What on earth had happened, he asked, to their famous traditional military discipline, and where had they driven their tribunes and centurions? Annals (Tacitus As with the other mutiny, the immediate concern of the Empire was to restore order, and certain demands were met straightaway. One aspect of this remains interesting. Officers were asked to present themselves for appraisal and if found 'grasping and brutal' they were summarily dismissed. This was offset by the actions of Caecina, commander of another legion involved in the mutiny sixty miles away, who was told by letter that Germanicus would arrive shortly and was to ensure that action had been taken beforehand. He did so by arranging for a mass slaughter of mutineers by loyal troops. We run into the same problem that the sources rarely give much away. That said, we could summarise the various motives found in Roman mutinies. Liberty There comes a point where individuals cannot tolerate their current situation any more. In normal circumstances this results in desertion from the legion, but not everyone would consider that course as viable. There is, after all, safety in numbers, and instead of deserting alone and vulnerable, why not do so en masse? That of course requires co-operation from other members of the legion, and so this is characterised by a period of persuasion and debate. Roman troops do appear to be easily led, and none too bright. Purpose A primary cause of problems with soldiers is inactivity. The Romans knew this. Men were co-opted onto civil engineering projects for just this reason, to keep them busy and thus out of mischief. Without good order the legions may well disintergrate into armed bands as the more vocal personalities begin to dominate. Should any of these individuals have more ambition, then it's likely they will quickly recruit followers to their cause and thus give them purpose. Loyalty Time and again a legions sided with ambitious generals and threatened Rome. It's sometimes hard to tell whether the general was persuaded by his men to mount a coup or the general took advantage of his mens loyalty to him. There were also occaisions, such as the civil war between Caesar and Antony, where troops changed loyalties from side to the other where they felt they would benefit. Greed By far and away the most common motive for mutiny is the question of personal reward. The majority of soldiers signed up to earn a living, with the possibility of getting windfalls from victories or other means, and bear in mind their daily life is often boring, harsh, and tiring.. Prolongued periods of low pay, or indeed a failure to receive any expected gratuities, will quickly anger Roman troops. It must also be said that promises of gratuities may well persuade a mutiny to begin. Final Question Thus a certain rudeness, derived from the shepherds, their ancestors, which still remained in them, betrayed something of an untamed spirit. Hence it happened that the army, having mutinied in the camp, stoned their general, Posthumius, for withholding the spoil which he had promised them; that under Appius Claudius they refused to conquer the enemy when they had the power; that on occasion of the soldiers, with Volero at their head, declining to serve, the fasces of the consul were broken; and that the people punished their most eminent leaders with exile, when they opposed their will: Epitome of Roman History, Book One (Florus) Were rebellions not so much a matter of circumstance, but of the character of the Roman people, or perhaps even a reflection of human nature generally?
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What can I say about last night? Without doubt, it was the worst nights sleep I've had in ages. Usually that would be because the local gorillas are out partying, or some resident of north swindon is trying to use my half-abandoned car to get a cheap ride home, or simply that the urban foxes living in the old college site are yelping their heads off. No, it was off course the stale air. It wasn't warm enough to be sweaty, just unpleasantly heavy. This morning is one of odd days. There's some thick haze and low cloud around, fighting it out with the sunshine for dominance of our weather, and judging from what I see out the library window as I type this, it seems the sun is winning hands down. So I can expect another sultry night. I might have to move my fan into the bedroom. Have I mentioned my trusty electric fan? He's.... No, I refuse to give him a name. Pixie Spotting I passed the Malignant Pixie this morning. She's an odd one. She really is. All mischief and no intelligence whatsoever. Today she passed me with a grin, but didn't answer me when I relunctantly said hello. Fine with me. Her boyfriend, a young lad desperately trying to look cool in shades, remained aloof as if to underline his superior status. Sorry son, I'm a little too old to be fooled by that. Let's face it - if the Malignant Pixie is the best you can do, trying to impress me is a waste of time. Who's On Duty Now that I'm sat using up my allotted time on the library computer, I notice which librarian is on duty at the enquiries desk. It's that old guy, the tall one. He is, for want of a better description, useless. If you ask him anything he merely responds "I don't know." Could you fetch someone who does? "I don't know who would be able to help you" Is his standard reply. Usually I have to throw a minor strop and he rushes off to do what he should have done anyway. At the moment he's helping someone out with a problem on their computer. Poor bloke's more confused than when he asked for assistance.
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Here's how it works (and this did happen at least once - a lament inscribed on a tombstone at Pompeii warns others not to spare opponents) Strictly speaking, a gladiator is taking all the risks, and thus honourable behaviour allows him the right to spare his opponent if he chooses. Unfortunately, the gladiator is a slave, and thus the decision is made by his owner (or the games editor) as their right, and any gladiator so presumptuous to act without the consent of his betters is not going to receive mercy. If the gladiator refuses to finish his opponent, then typically he was ordered to fight again with a fresh opponent, and so on, until he learnt a very painful lesson. Disobedience from armed men in the arena was not tolerated. It must be pointed out however that not all bouts ended in death. It was sword fight, and if both parties fought well, they might be granted missio, or a draw in which both fighters walk away. generally speaking the practice bouts of the morning weren't lethal. Other fights were known to have been to the first blood, or similar conditions. Fights to the death (sine missione, where one man must die) were becoming more frequent until Augustus banned them, though I understand they were re-instated at a later date. Gladiators often bonded with each other in the barracks, and despite that, would fight their best friend if need be. It's been said of them that nothing pleased them more than to give pleasure to their owner. They were professional fighters. The risks were accepted. And for the succesful minority, very handsomely rewarded.