Well, I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition with this thread.
I happen to be one of the religious people who do believe in evolution. But then I was never one to take mythology literally. The only religious people who are automatically opposed to evolution are the ones that do take their creation myths at face value. And I'm perfectly fine with them teaching their beliefs to their crowd within the four walls of their own temple, church or mosque - just not in a public science classroom, since their beliefs should not be construed as either public or science.
Also, on another point: I'm not here to babysit anyone, and I do appreciate people who contribute to discussion. But I have to say for the record this place is not a debating club. Every thread I walk into I see the same people trying to score points off each other with alleged lack of knowledge or alleged faulty reasoning. Guess what: no one really cares. Not the moderators, not the site regulars, not the odd passers-by. Not every thread is or should be a debate. It gets ridiculous at times. Especially when we start making snotty comments about elementary school analogies. If we want to go down that road, then the moderators can certainly start sending people to stand in the metaphorical corner with their noses against the wall while the rest of the kids get to play nicely outside.
So I am locking this thread as a statement. Cheers.