Let it be known to you Guyus that Britannia has long seceded from the Empire, and that I instead shall patronise community bakers using good, wholesome, British bread! (belch). It's cheaper than that imported stuff anyway.
I remember one where the boss pokes his head out of an officer door and asks Dilbert to remind him how he refreshes the screen display on his laptop. "Hold it upside down and shake" Dilbert replies, adding after the Boss goes back inside "I wonder how long it's going to be before he realises we gave him an Etch-a-Sketch?"