Blessed are the Cheesemakers...

I've said it before but I imagine that's exactly what a rich Phoenician merchant would have looked like...

 

You just had to post this...

I've said it before but I imagine that's exactly what a rich Phoenician merchant would have looked like...

 

You just had to post this...

 

someone had to do it sooner or later...it was the bag of ocelot spleens that reminded me...how did they get those?

Or how exactly were 'wolf's nipple chips' prepared...

Or how exactly where 'wolf's nipple chips' prepared...

all rich Imperialist tidbits.

Good heavens, I wish the Lion vs. Tiger thread was still able to be posted in, look what I found:

 

"The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the fruit-laden foe but also the red currants. Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile. Right, now, the rest of you, where are you? I know you're hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes! Well I'm ready for you."

 

sorry, off topic but the defense against fresh fruit skit was one of my absolute favorites

HAHAHA!!! I love that scene.

I have created a monster!

Palin: You shot him!

Jones: He's dead!

Idle: He's completely dead!

Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless.

Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead.

Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana, what'd you expect me to do...

I am Arthur , son of Uther Pendragon , King of the Britons , Defeater of the Saxons!

Youre using coconuts!

I am Arthur , son of Uther Pendragon , King of the Britons , Defeater of the Saxons!

Youre using coconuts!

 

King of the Who?

We are all Britons! I am your King!

your fooling yourself, were in a dictatorship!

the Lady of the Lake -Her arm clad in purest sammite......

If I went around saying I was Emperor, just becuase some braude chucked a scimitar at me...

See the violence inherent in the system!

If I went around saying I was Emperor, just becuase some braude chucked a scimitar at me...

 

You can't expect to weild supreme exectuive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

One of my favorite lines follows shortly after that scene.......

 

"You call me big nose once more and i'll take you to the f****** cleaners!"

 

Absolute classic!