Pantagathus 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share I've said it before but I imagine that's exactly what a rich Phoenician merchant would have looked like... You just had to post this... Quote Link to comment
Pertinax 3 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share I've said it before but I imagine that's exactly what a rich Phoenician merchant would have looked like... You just had to post this... someone had to do it sooner or later...it was the bag of ocelot spleens that reminded me...how did they get those? Quote Link to comment
Pantagathus 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Or how exactly were 'wolf's nipple chips' prepared... Quote Link to comment
Pertinax 3 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Or how exactly where 'wolf's nipple chips' prepared... all rich Imperialist tidbits. Quote Link to comment
Pantagathus 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Good heavens, I wish the Lion vs. Tiger thread was still able to be posted in, look what I found: "The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the fruit-laden foe but also the red currants. Tigers however do not relish the peach. The peach assailant should be attacked with a crocodile. Right, now, the rest of you, where are you? I know you're hiding somewhere with your damsons and prunes! Well I'm ready for you." sorry, off topic but the defense against fresh fruit skit was one of my absolute favorites Quote Link to comment
Lost_Warrior 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share HAHAHA!!! I love that scene. Quote Link to comment
Pantagathus 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share Palin: You shot him! Jones: He's dead! Idle: He's completely dead! Sgt.: I have now eaten the banana. The deceased, Mr Apricot, is now 'elpless. Palin: You shot him. You shot him dead. Sgt.: Well, he was attacking me with a banana, what'd you expect me to do... Quote Link to comment
Pertinax 3 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share I am Arthur , son of Uther Pendragon , King of the Britons , Defeater of the Saxons! Youre using coconuts! Quote Link to comment
Pantagathus 0 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share I am Arthur , son of Uther Pendragon , King of the Britons , Defeater of the Saxons! Youre using coconuts! King of the Who? Quote Link to comment
Pertinax 3 Posted February 9, 2006 Report Share We are all Britons! I am your King! your fooling yourself, were in a dictatorship! the Lady of the Lake -Her arm clad in purest sammite...... Quote Link to comment
Sextus Roscius 0 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share If I went around saying I was Emperor, just becuase some braude chucked a scimitar at me... Quote Link to comment
Pertinax 3 Posted February 21, 2006 Report Share See the violence inherent in the system! Quote Link to comment
docoflove1974 0 Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share If I went around saying I was Emperor, just becuase some braude chucked a scimitar at me... You can't expect to weild supreme exectuive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! Quote Link to comment
Gaius Paulinus Maximus 2 Posted January 24, 2007 Report Share One of my favorite lines follows shortly after that scene....... "You call me big nose once more and i'll take you to the f****** cleaners!" Absolute classic! Quote Link to comment
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