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We're all gonna die...


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Word has it, from a devout Christian in my family, that something bad will happen in 2007 and that anyone who is not Christian and does not support George Bush will die. Just thought you'd all like to know... better repent and vote for a neocon :lol:

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Can we please not categorize all Chrisitians like this please? Some nut in Venezuela claims he's the anti-Christ give me a break.

If you show me how I categorized all Christians, I'll apologize. I was referring to a particular person I know who unquestioningly trusts their church. Any allusions I made were to the abuse of religion for political ends.

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*****... this is dire news. As both a former christian and former GW supporter I'll see if I can fake it enough to get past the first wave on judgment day and avoid being among the first to suffer divine banishments into the ghastly torment that is hell.

 

I figure, the first wave of heathens and sinners will take the brunt of the demonic wrath that is sure to come. I'm hoping to arrive with the second wave when the foul beasts of the underworld are a bit worn out from previous tormenting and disemboweling. That way, if all my plans fall into place, I can just sort of slip into an eternity of being chained to a big rock and chopping at it in vain with some small utensil.

 

Thanks for the heads up Moon!

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NP, dude. You know what I just realized? We can have our grand UNRV meetup in Hades. This place is full of heathens! I'll see if I can get the Black Goat of the Woods to make a guest appearance.

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My personal theory is that it has to do with the Republican primaries.

 

Pat Robertson and the Republican primaries have a certain connection these days. I really doubt the libertarians and the moderates will win the party back from the neocons.

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