Court of Antiochus

:

 

So that's what those beings were going on about? Couldn't understand a syllable for the alleged 'music', more aptly referred to as noise. Is the Lady THAT girl? Although by no means my first pick, I would go for your 'Quotes' verses'.

 

(Good luck; and don't get caught in the stairwell.)

 

Young hipsters! :wheelchair:

 

Don't wake me up from my 3,000 year slumber. :mummy:

 

Congrats, is it by any chance a Snowball dance?

Is the Lady THAT girl?

(Good luck; and don't get caught in the stairwell.)

 

 

No, not THAT girl, I already sent her off to your palace.

 

I look for stairwells.

 

Congrats, is it by any chance a Snowball dance?

 

It's Prom. You know, expensive dinner, tuxedos, limos, all that expensive stuff. Dunno about snowballs though.

 

Couldn't understand a syllable for the alleged 'music', more aptly referred to as noise.

 

 

Hey... wait a minute! Gaius! :wheelchair: You sound like my Grandpa! Fortunately you can't force Big Joe Polka videos on me!

:wheelchair: :whip:

 

Go get an Ipod..!

(Gaius stands in the aisle yelling, "how do you work this confounded contraption!?")

The food at my prom was aweful LOL. The green beans smelled and tasted like a chemical plant exploded.

The food at my prom was aweful LOL. The green beans smelled and tasted like a chemical plant exploded.

 

I've got reservations at a fancy restaurant.

Is your prom the 'Big Dance' at the end of the year? I thought you were talking about another one.

& :mummy:

 

Snowball? Ipod? Joe Polka? What in heaven's name are you babbling about?

 

Dance? Expensive restaurant? Limo? Tux? What a waste of bad, inflated money!

We set our school on fire - with the teachers in it! Now, that was fun.

 

This is not a big deal. Everyone has been graduated from high school. Whoopteedoo! So, what? :whip:

 

This is not a big deal. Everyone has been graduated from high school. Whoopteedoo! So, what? :whip:

 

But these days, high school goes to the 12th grade.

 

:wheelchair: :whip:

Kindergarten through high school - 13 years.

 

I hung out with delinquent reprobates who failed kindergarten.

 

Did you ever get whacked on the palms of your hands by a four foot nothing nun wielding a pointer? Get pounded on your noggin by a monster sized priest? Have another monster nail you between the eyes with a piece of chalk at 20 paces? Have some witches from hell waggle your head by your hair; yank your ears; smack the blood into your cheeks? Have some sadists whack you on the head with the sharp edge of a ruler; punch you about the classroom; get kicked in the coolie by a midget wearing pointed shoes?

 

Limo? After we set the school on fire, we stole a horse and wagon and went on a vegetable ride. Girls got bunches of celery. Great fun until the cops caught us and warmed our dumpers with their night sticks.

 

You kids have no imagination!

 

Did you ever get whacked on the palms of your hands by a four foot nothing nun wielding a pointer? Get pounded on your noggin by a monster sized priest? Have another monster nail you between the eyes with a piece of chalk at 20 paces? Have some witches from hell waggle your head by your hair; yank your ears; smack the blood into your cheeks? Have some sadists whack you on the head with the sharp edge of a ruler; punch you about the classroom; get kicked in the coolie by a midget wearing pointed shoes?

 

No, and I thank Roger Williams for that!