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I was practically coerced into thinking up crap gifts since there's nothing that I want, aside from some prohibitively costly computer upgrades, a pack of generic t-shirts and to be my own employer.

Ask for a Lexus...

How about a good looking babe?

One of :mummy:'s cotillion of belly dancers!

 

How about a good looking babe?

One of 's cotillion of belly dancers!

 

Ya, but don't they usually live in a lamp...in Saudi Arabia.

Socks are warm and versatile.

Haha I know how you feel. My gramma called everyday until I thought of something.

Ya, but don't they usually live in a lamp...in Saudi Arabia.

I may just have to come find you Ramses when you come of age and make sure your eyes are open to the lascivious world that surrounds us...

 

In Atlanta there are plenty of Morrocan dining establishments that have belly dancers. Heck, even right near my house there is an actual belly dancing school... :wub:

How many times must I say this, I am not Arab. I know what you guys mean though, but I stuff my face with Egyptian delicacies. (Food)

 

In Atlanta there are plenty of Morrocan dining establishments that have belly dancers. Heck, even right near my house there is an actual belly dancing school...

 

I find that hard to believe, since Crazy Calvin was in your neighborhood and didn't 'stop by' and get 'trigger happy.'

:mummy: isn't an A-rabb. So what?! A Lexus? Socks? How about a baloney sandwich? An umbrellla? . Boooze, babes, cigars and lots of pounds! His Greekship, :notworthy: will have to send you a recording of his Domina's :wub: voice to get you in order. And you want to revoke the independence of the U.S.! Pshaw!

 

Egyptian delicacies. (Food)

 

:mummy: isn't an A-rabb. So what?! A Lexus? Socks? How about a baloney sandwich? An umbrellla? . Boooze, babes, cigars and lots of pounds!

 

I think various human rights laws will stop me from getting 'babes' this Christmas. Or did you mean 'babes' as in Babe 1 & 2 on DVD (oh, aren't I funny!)? A box of cigars sounds good; they are guaranteed to increase my coolness by at least 14%.

 

And you want to revoke the independence of the U.S.!

 

That would be an interesting present.

And you want to revoke the independence of the U.S.!

 

That would be an interesting present.

 

 

"....

Little Indian, Sioux or Crow,

Little Turk or Japanee.

Oh don't you wish that you were me?"

 

How many times must I say this, I am not Arab.

Ozymandias, what are you blathering about? Nobody called you and Arab... You were the one who mentioned Saudia Arabia and belly dancers! :rollseyes:

 

I find that hard to believe, since Crazy Calvin... bla, bla, bla

Young man, that XYY is not something we need to be joking about.

Firstly, I'm sorry that this has dragged on WotWotius.

 

Young man, that XYY is not something we need to be joking about.

 

I'm sorry.

 

Ozymandias, what are you blathering about? Nobody called you and Arab... You were the one who mentioned Saudia Arabia and belly dancers! :rollseyes:

 

Regardless, when you imply belly dancers you claim the Middle East mainly Arab. Does not matter if you said the word, the very mear image suggests Arab culture period...

IMPERIAL EDICT

 

:mummy: ain't no A-rabb!

 

All together now!

 

:mummy: ain't no A-rabb (Sing it 3X now.)

 

:mummy: is an Egypto-Canadian who lives in spitsberg, penciltucky! And :mummy: steals Lexii.

 

My Lord of the Greeks: :notworthy:

 

I must beg your pardon. first mentioned belly dancers. :mummy: has enough on his plate.

Isn't :mummy: scheduled to be teletransported to the Dark Side of the Moon? :alien:

 

Come, come, WW, my good young fellowe. Let the general public in on what you got for Christmas!