Ekballo Suus

You labour mightily for the deliverance of the nefandous nepotatory Neapolitan. Surely his scurrilous satyrism will cause us scatomic sirenization!

Why did it have to be Lamia!?! Surely this spells doom, I'd rather face the Harpies!

Well, if our Lord of Brookenhausen is consigned to the Tartarus, I get his TV.

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Once again, I escaped Doom! It was a terrifying experience. A sage, Yogi Berra, once said: "When you see a fork in the road, take it." I did; wrong one. Fortuna was not at my side. Big blunder. I wound up with a bunch of Greeks and their gods. Almost got put on the menu. The babes were pleasing and willing. Horror of horrors!; there was a gaggle of little guys with horns on their heads and pointy ears, who were glued to ponies, chasing me all over the place. I had to keep one eye on where I was going and one on where they were headed. Greeks! The pseudo-food at the tavernas was less than pig swill. Moussaka! E-coli burgers between eggplant in paint sauce. Spanakopita! Grass and feta cheese on dead bread. I'd rather eat compressed saw dust with axle grease than feta alleged cheese. Goat! Reminded me of those little guys. Wasn't about to poison my genes. Didn't they ever hear of steak? Then wash these glops down with wretched Retsina! I'd rather suck on a pine tree. You can imagine my relief when Pantagathus :notworthy: came to my rescue. His Herculean efforts and vast influence with those Greeks was my redemption. I shall forever be grateful to him. :notworthy:

 

Heaved into a Coast Guard brig at age seven. Rendered to Wild Moldavia last year. Now this. What's next?

 

What do I see when I finally get home? Some woolly headed herb monger :notworthy: who is out to poison me, using the dictionary, that Black Adder supplanted Dr. Johnson's opus with, on me. A cheese-head from swissconsin putting the arm on my TV before I am at room temperature. I'll bet that the babe from la-la land :alien: had aikees on my A/C's. Wonder what that Egyptian kid :mummy: wanted to get his paws on? I'll remember them in my will. They'll get my old Conseco stock certificates. Huh! Thanks! :sniper:

 

Wonder what that Egyptian kid :mummy: wanted to get his paws on?

 

That Greek food you didn't want. Mmm.