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Pantagathus

Gaius Octavius

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My Dearest Romans:

 

It has fallen to my saddened lamentable lot to have to inform you of the recent savaging of His Greekness, Don Giovanni :notworthy:, by a squardron of savage squirrels (Arboratus Rodentus Ratus).

 

Whilst he was gargling a brew, and taking in the visions of lightly clad maidens, the lately reported cowardly Red Coated vulture, cruelly interrupted his sanguine reverie and swooped down and fowlly snuffed another innocent chipmunk. This action could no longer stand. His Greekness :notworthy: , sprang to the Browning, (which he constantly keeps to hand in the event of a Yankee raid), and blew the plumed fowl murderer to kingdom come. Feathers all over the homestead. The racket caused a great alarm in the resident squirrel community and fearing that they were next in line for a judicious reckoning, they presumed it best that they attack first. Armed with acorn onagers and specially sharpened teeth, they had at the startled unprepared and besotted Pantagathus :notworthy:,(Peace be with him.). He did not give in easily. Fur, flesh and other sorts of gore ornamented the estate. His Domina put in a cameo appearance and laden with sundry armaments, made short work of the varmints. RIP

 

Thenceforth, His Greekness :notworthy: , was given another brew and carted off in a most casual fashion to Greate Basil's Memorial Hospital. He is lying in state, in a full body cast, in total traction, in the ICU unit. Tubes are coming out of him like a spaghetti dinner. Fortunately, one is connected to a keg of ale which is recharged daily. He shall be amongst the missing until recovery or a miracle.

 

His Greekness :notworthy: has requested that in lieu of flowers, candy, fruit and such waste, that you send to me, (Whoever I am at this moment and at where ever I reside at same moment) such gold, currency, coupons, stamps or anything of great value that you intend for him :notworthy:

 

Whoever, whatever and where ever I am now,

:ph34r:

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Rameses the Great

Then Pantagathus comes, says something to Gaius. Gaius using his masterful English will say something to Pantagathus. Pertinax will come in here also using masterful English. Pantagathus will join in with his abundant languages at an attempt to counterbalance the high English usage.

 

And as always we will be doing this in the midst of all of this. :frusty:

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Gaius Octavius

Thank you all for peeking. Your comments are truly appreciated. Makes it worth while. :notworthy: Can't wait for P. to peek - when he gets out of the hospital.

 

Aha! We have more emoticons. No one ever tells me anything.

 

I have been waiting for hours to get one miserable picture into My Album. And it ain't cooperating. Going to get P.'s Browning to amend the situation.

 

:tomcat:

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Gaius Octavius

Is he truely in the hospital? For something other than being attacked by squirrels? :)

 

Squirrels! Savage man eating long tailed tree rats. :nopity: :stretcher: :wheelchair: :crutch:

 

:lol:

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Antiochus of Seleucia

Then Pantagathus comes, says something to Gaius. Gaius using his masterful English will say something to Pantagathus. Pertinax will come in here also using masterful English. Pantagathus will join in with his abundant languages at an attempt to counterbalance the high English usage.

 

I pretend to know what they talk about.

 

:wheelchair: They're old people. They still use proper Inglish... :sp_ike:

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Gaius Octavius

These emoticons sure do suck on a brown background. :mummy:

 

That is of no importance. What is important is: Whooooooooo? Which scurrolous sabotaging scoundrel ran off with my personal, patented, copyrighted and trade marked TOMCAT? :lol: Hah? :)

This burglary shall not stand! :whip: Investigations are proceeding! And when the culprit is apprehended :giljotiini:.

 

:)

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Moonlapse

If you like...

 

I did so on the previous set of icons, I didnt realize so many were added by updates. I know it can be tedious for the animations. I'll get around to it eventually, but if you want to, help yourself :)

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Rameses the Great

Gaius,

 

we all know Tim Cowlishaw from Around the Horn is TOMCAT.

 

If it's not a nickname what is it that you are searching for?

 

The Egyptian is now enlisted as your searching assistant. :)

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Gaius Octavius

Gaius,

 

we all know Tim Cowlishaw from Around the Horn is TOMCAT.

 

If it's not a nickname what is it that you are searching for?

 

The Egyptian is now enlisted as your searching assistant. :lol:

 

Give a gander at comment number seven above. :)

Disabuse yourself of any thoughts that I am capable of drawing that Tomcat with my devil's machine. :alien:

 

:)

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Pantagathus

Is he truely in the hospital? For something other than being attacked by squirrels? :lol:

Not a chance. :)

 

This whole ordeal is unadulterated libel perpetrated by M. Gaius Octavius in my absence. :)

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docoflove1974
This whole ordeal is unadulterated libel perpetrated by M. Gaius Octavius in my absence. :)

 

You mean GO would be so dastardly as to contrive a malady for you, and had the audacity to instill such pity in us for you and your state of being?

 

:) Get a rope :lol: :giljotiini:

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Gaius Octavius
This whole ordeal is unadulterated libel perpetrated by M. Gaius Octavius in my absence. :lol:

 

You mean GO would be so dastardly as to contrive a malady for you, and had the audacity to instill such pity in us for you and your state of being?

 

:P Get a rope :P :giljotiini:

 

Don't you mean :hang: :P

 

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

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