Ekballo Suus

Or...it could be that the hawk was hungry and the chipmunk wasn't looking for the incoming air raid.

Are you calling me superstitious and Sufflavus stupid!

 

 

It is a portent! Surely you should now eviscerate several squirrels and read their entrails !

I dare say that it was one of the infamous Lord Pertinax' flying vultures that did the evil deed. Undoubtedly, it was of a cowardly nature passing up such tasty tree rat entrees. Perchance the cowardly vulture was wearing a red coat? Mayhaps a suitable libation should be at hand to wash down a proper entree. In future, if the flying coward does not co-operate, I suggest that you call up the Minute Men or the Green Mountain Boys. They would love to have another chance at the Red Coat.

 

I note that DoL has put her penny in. It would be best to ignore her, as her otherwise peaceful neck of the provincial outback was shattered by a force four quake. Her alleged brain is probably still having a good rattle in the vacuum. Her head is probably of no assistance whatever at this point. Then there is the long standing matter of an A/C. Charity and understanding are commended to Your Magnificent Greekness.

 

Anon.

I dare say that it was one of the infamous Lord Pertinax' flying vultures that did the evil deed.

Oh by Jove no, I hold my birds of prey in the highest esteem. If Sufflavus was selected, there was a reason... Maybe he was the original mastermind of the aggresive defilement?

 

Squirrely see squirrely do

I note that DoL has put her penny in. It would be best to ignore her, as her otherwise peaceful neck of the provincial outback was shattered by a force four quake. Her alleged brain is probably still having a good rattle in the vacuum. Her head is probably of no assistance whatever at this point.

 

There was a quake? hehe

Poor Sufflavus!

I dare say that it was one of the infamous Lord Pertinax' flying vultures that did the evil deed.

Oh by Jove no, I hold my birds of prey in the highest esteem. If Sufflavus was selected, there was a reason... Maybe he was the original mastermind of the aggresive defilement?

 

Squirrely see squirrely do

No sir you err. Sufflavus was sacred to Venus. It was the god of herbs who sent the dastardly vultue to slay the innocent one. I have lately been in conference with Jove on the matter. You may take all I have disinvaginated to the bank!

I note that DoL has put her penny in. It would be best to ignore her, as her otherwise peaceful neck of the provincial outback was shattered by a force four quake. Her alleged brain is probably still having a good rattle in the vacuum. Her head is probably of no assistance whatever at this point.

 

There was a quake? hehe

You haven't recovered your, should one charitably say, senses yet? It will be in The Times tomorrow.

You haven't recovered your, should one charitably say, senses yet? It will be in The Times tomorrow.

 

No, it was in the papers...just that we don't care unless it's at least 5.0.

Poor Sufflavus!

Indeed.

 

Incidentaly, Sufflavus' home was a hole in a crack in my driveway where it runs past my back patio to the detached garage behind the house.

 

More often than not Sufflavus would be hanging out on his 'porch' in the afternoons when I came home from work. His absence was noted yesterday.

 

As I walked to the house I asked the squirrels if they had ever heard of Daisy.

 

*THIS JUST IN* - The tree rats have broken through the pea pebble defense. Looks like I will indeed have to resort to violence! :2guns:

The Browning! The Browning! A gaggle of Jack Russels. Tex? A bazooka.