Emergency Re-activations!
IMPERIAL ROMAN NEWS SERVICE
Florida's famous fearsome 455th Fighting Friggin Fusiliers, has been activated for duty on the Israel-Lebanon border. Provision will be made for wheel chairs, crutches, canes and seeing eye dogs. The new commander will be Brigadier Busche of Bar Harbor and Boston's Bedlam. With his brass and bugle, he will buck up the braves and be billeted behind a barricade of bushes.
Southhampton's slumbering 666th Swimming Zouaves have been posted to Portsmouth for port protection.
Delaware's daring doting Division of Dragoons has been detailed for duty in Dubai.
Peace,
Basil
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