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Murder!


Gaius Octavius

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Komrades (You too DoL):

 

Errol Flynn was a Tasmanian.

The Tasmanian cricket team is called the Tigers, ergo,

A live Tasmanian Tiger has been sighted! (Really.)

 

It has come about that two former NYC cops were convicted of 'conspiracy to murder'. Were convicted in Federal Court. Conviction overturned because of Statute of Limitations on conspiracy. Convicts want to be set loose amongst citizenry. Feds want to charge convicted with 'murder' in state court now. What's this double jeopardy thing all about? Option B: Didn't those schiesters know the law?

 

Germanicus and Genevra seem to be on French Leave.

 

An electricity outrage has been going on for nearly a fortnight for some of the polloi here in NYC. The CEO of Con-Ed is much too busy 'solving the problem' to deal with criticism. Another 'problem solver'!!!, that :ph34r: Censored :ph34r:. Yet, the masses and particularly the aged and infirm, who live in high rises, and need electricty to operate their water pumps and elevators are in a pickle when it comes to taking a :ph34r: CENSORED :oops: or a :lol: CENSORED :(. Down into the kings highway or out the window? Watch out below! Will they be protected from the ever present geeks with their picture phones? In the most unlikely event that a citizen will ever need a sip of water, mayhaps to pop a pill, he will have to walk down only God knows how many flights (Oh! yes, and back up.), to tap a johnny-pump. If the CEO wasn't so busy figuring out how to commit ledger-demain to fill his vaults with gold, that :( SAINTS, PRESERVE US! :blink: would have known that there is something called MAINTAINANCE. The komrades are paying through the beak for it.

 

Some practitioner of the arcane arts wants to clone a Neanderthal. Why go through all that bother when a specimen is available in the White House?

 

With regard to Medicareless Part D. Some of our 'valued' Senior Citizens in their Rusty Years, many of whom have lost their pensions due to the impostures of CPA's, fat catz and the SEC, have entered the 'dough nut hole', more aptly called the Black Hole. Those few sheckels that they saved at first are turning into a bankruptcy now. Where are the billions turned over to the poor pharmaceutical and insurance companies going? Certainly not into the purses of top management. One of the neopaths, in the administration, has informed the rabble that if they will call Medicareless, they will be enlightened about generic drugs for what ails them. YOU ARE PRACTICING MEDICINE WITHOUT A LICENSE!, you bustard. There are generics for CANCER, CHOLESTEROL, STROKE??? Hah??? You miserable, moronic, mangy, mongrelate, mutant, no account ninny twit and :( WHERE DOES HE GET THIS? ;)

 

Time for me to take a pill; take a drink; take a nap,

Caius

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