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Gaius Octavius

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Me Buckos:

 

National Women's Football Assoc. Super Bowl will take place next month. Hope it is as good as the Aussie midget tossing. :lol:

 

Some witch put a curse on some woman so that she would fall in love with some chap. The contra party didn't appreciate it, so she brought the matter up before the magistrates. Probably in wierdo Kali4kneeya. :1eye:

 

A creepy crawly and a flying bug couldn't take the weather outside any longer. Got into the estate for the A/C. So I crushed the bloody innards out of them with my little hand! :blink:

 

A devoted clod, and alleged poet, wants to deshabilier Emily Dickenson and have sex with her! The :ph34r: Censored :ph34r: necrophile! Personally, my supreme object of carnal lust is still Sophia Loren - alive! :wub:

The voyaging Domina returns tomorrow. I expect to be in the hospital for a while. When I get out of the body cast, I may be able to return to the ivories. :oops:

 

:ph34r:

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Cherished Young Lady:

 

And you have the tralatitious and trenchent temerity to lay the charge of verbal machinations at my feet!

With your generous permission, I will add your little cutie to my Lexicon of Aspersions.

 

How come you people don't have the right time of day out there in la-la land? :ph34r:

 

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La-la-land? I take an enormous amount of offence to that. If Northern California had its way, we'd jettison everything south of Big Sur into the Pacific. Bleep them, I tell you! La-la-land indeed *snort*

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Also: your big words make my head hurt. I actually had to use a *gasp* dictionary! You must subscribe to Webster's Word-Of-The-Day...I should start reading those emails. In future, stop using words that force me to learn more about my native tongue hehe

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Kind Lady:

 

1st. If you would like a bigger plate for your enormous offence, please advise.

 

2nd. While you are at it, you can jettison everything west and south of the Hudson River. America has no need for the provinces or outlieing districts. I suggest that you keep your diving gear at hand. You never know, the next little shake and you may be in the drink.

 

3rd. Your polycrastic desire will be taken into consideration.

 

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